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On 8/10/2025 at 12:24 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Look at the big spender, skipping the 79, 89, 99 cent menu and going straight for the $1.99 choice. 

 

The only time I got food poisoning in all my 80+ years was from eating one encherito at the Round Rock Taco Bell in 1995.

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Yes. Special treat. 

This had to be requested. Like on a birthday or first day of school. You get some of these for no good reason as a surprise when you wake up and the Lord has shined upon you and it's a great day.

Just now, Vegas64 said:

You get some of these for no good reason as a surprise when you wake up and the Lord has shined upon you and it's a great day.

 

Or you’re getting buttered up and fixin to find out y’all going to Great Aunt Mildred’s for a week. 

8 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Or you’re getting buttered up and fixin to find out y’all going to Great Aunt Mildred’s for a week. 

True. Forgot about the, "need to take everything out of the garage and then put everything back in the garage, but in different ways and it will take 10-12 hours" summer days.

On 8/10/2025 at 10:05 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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You can narrow it down to a shortlist of 5 easy:

SM3

Tetris

Zelda

MM2

Excite Bike

Assuming the prompt means you can only have 2 forever— replayability has to be high.

Tetris you can play forever and not get a perfect game.

Excite bike gives you the ability to create your own tracks for variety. But it’s boring.

MM2 is fun but easy to beat.

SM3 has a lot to it, as does Zelda.

Final verdict:

1) Tetris

2) Zelda

1 hour ago, kibbles said:

everytime I unblock futureman, I read one of their posts and throw up in my mouth a little then reignore them.   what a fucking moron.  which Aggy school did he attend?

I Dont Know You King Of The Hill GIF
 

but it’s cool you had me on ignore. 

1 hour ago, Vegas64 said:

You can narrow it down to a shortlist of 5 easy:

SM3

Tetris

Zelda

MM2

Excite Bike

how in the world are punch-out and tecmo bowl not in your top 5??

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

how in the world are punch-out and tecmo bowl not in your top 5??

I could dust off punch-out today and in a couple of hours be at Tyson. Give me 48 hours and I've beat the game. Then what? Can't have that be my forever game.

Same with Tecmo bowl. I downloaded the retro bowl mobile app (a dupe of tecmo bowl, https://retrobowlgame.io/) and while it's fun and lasts longer (you won't get bored based on the gamification of badges and seasons, etc.) it gets redundant too.

2 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

I could dust off punch-out today and in a couple of hours be at Tyson. Give me 48 hours and I've beat the game. Then what? Can't have that be my forever game.

Same with Tecmo bowl. I downloaded the retro bowl mobile app (a dupe of tecmo bowl, https://retrobowlgame.io/) and while it's fun and lasts longer (you won't get bored based on the gamification of badges and seasons, etc.) it gets redundant too.

yeah but nothing gets more redundant than excitebike.  granted, always awesome for those first 15 minutes but then you had to switch to another game. 

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Just now, futureman said:

yeah but nothing gets more redundant than excitebike.  granted, always awesome for those first 15 minutes but then you had to switch to another game. 

As I mentioned, the "create your own track" is the only thing that could curb the boringness, but agree with you it's fleeting.

To show you just how insane Tetris is, the perfect game ever just came recently, and it had to be aided by technology. A perfect game for end of the world and only two games to choose from until you die scenarios:

https://games.slashdot.org/story/24/01/02/1658246/tetris-has-finally-been-beaten-after-34-years

1 hour ago, futureman said:

is there a video?

 

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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One of these coupled with one of these and man I envied you

Who Remembers C-Band Satellite Dishes? - The Solid Signal Blog

I actually don't even know what kind of programming those giant dishes got versus cable.

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1 minute ago, Gene Parmesan said:

actually don't even know what kind of programming those giant dishes got versus cable.

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35 minutes ago, kibbles said:

arguing with future man is about as fun as playing with yourself without finishing the game.  Pass.

what else you got?

On 8/8/2025 at 2:29 PM, Bill Brasky said:

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Boomer Sooner! Roll Tide! Hail State! Hotty Toddy! or War Damn Eagle! 

One of these coupled with one of these and man I envied you
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I actually don't even know what kind of programming those giant dishes got versus cable.

My uncle had one in the 80s. He had 14,000 channels.
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That's at least the 23rd grade.

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