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#6103
This is the second picture of someone trying to look hard with a 10/22. 

It’s impossible to look tough with a gun my daughter got for Christmas when she was 10.
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He’s got $35k in it? Seems like a risky way to carry that much money, but ok.
This is what Brisket needs to get The Boy when he gets his license.  For about $3500, though- not $24K.  Had one just like it when I was in high school.  Got about 6 mpg.  

I have a 99 F-150. Might be worth $3500, if I leave some nice tools in the toolbox. I’m pushing for that to be the boy’s ride.
#6107
6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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So, Mr Smith is putting grease in all the wrong places... And he has multiple socks agree with him... God bless mr. Smith a philosopher for our times.

#6111

Looks like Justin Weiss Smith got a restraining order slapped on him by an ex, who he said cheated on him. Which makes a lot of sense. Here's what I guess is his motion to lift the restraining order? (I'm not a law dog). He's clearly representing himself in court. I didn't read the whole thing because it's mostly insane incel ramblings. Seems like she cheated on him and he put her shit on blast and threatened her. It says he did three months in the can for contempt of court, and that his requests for family law books from the prison library were denied.  Lulz. Then there's an article at the end about a "justin carter" who threatened to shoot up a school, which I'm guessing is actually him? Anyway, that dude is fucking CRAZY.

http://www.search.txcourts.gov/SearchMedia.aspx?MediaVersionID=14e61c78-8f2b-4d7c-8ca8-cea84f46104a&coa=cossup&DT=BRIEFS&MediaID=159ed1d8-1253-4827-a0b3-ec78bc6fd788

 

#6112
2 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Looks like Justin Weiss Smith got a restraining order slapped on him by an ex, who he said cheated on him. Which makes a lot of sense. Here's what I guess is his motion to lift the restraining order? (I'm not a law dog). He's clearly representing himself in court. I didn't read the whole thing because it's mostly insane incel ramblings. Seems like she cheated on him and he put her shit on blast and threatened her. It says he did three months in the can for contempt of court, and that his requests for family law books from the prison library were denied.  Lulz. Then there's an article at the end about a "justin carter" who threatened to shoot up a school, which I'm guessing is actually him? Anyway, that dude is fucking CRAZY.

http://www.search.txcourts.gov/SearchMedia.aspx?MediaVersionID=14e61c78-8f2b-4d7c-8ca8-cea84f46104a&coa=cossup&DT=BRIEFS&MediaID=159ed1d8-1253-4827-a0b3-ec78bc6fd788

He definitely has school shooter/serial killer written all over him.

#6117
26 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

17 is a nice prime number.  It would be higher, but I'm just finicky, not a goddamned philistine.

3 is my prime number:  no liver, tofu or beets.  Everything else is in play. 

#6120
3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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1.  Canned tuna.  There are other things on the list I tend to avoid, but will eat in the right meal.  But I'll never touch cat food for people.  

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18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Justin, those people are there to protect her against YOU, you fucking weirdo.

 

Also, if you think there are too many hangers on around your dream girl, lower your standards.  You're putting too much emphasis on looks, from the sound of it.

20 for me.  I'm picky.

1 hour ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

1.  Canned tuna.  There are other things on the list I tend to avoid, but will eat in the right meal.  But I'll never touch cat food for people.  

 

 

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#6123
7 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Looks like Justin Weiss Smith got a restraining order slapped on him by an ex, who he said cheated on him. Which makes a lot of sense. Here's what I guess is his motion to lift the restraining order? (I'm not a law dog). He's clearly representing himself in court. I didn't read the whole thing because it's mostly insane incel ramblings. Seems like she cheated on him and he put her shit on blast and threatened her. It says he did three months in the can for contempt of court, and that his requests for family law books from the prison library were denied.  Lulz. Then there's an article at the end about a "justin carter" who threatened to shoot up a school, which I'm guessing is actually him? Anyway, that dude is fucking CRAZY.

http://www.search.txcourts.gov/SearchMedia.aspx?MediaVersionID=14e61c78-8f2b-4d7c-8ca8-cea84f46104a&coa=cossup&DT=BRIEFS&MediaID=159ed1d8-1253-4827-a0b3-ec78bc6fd788

 

That pdf has some legal stuff, background on his problem with a woman (not surprised he had problems, just surprised he could find one), something from Cheaterville about another guy, and an online threat to shoot up a school.  

And about 10 pages of his legal research.  I feel sorry for the judge who has to put up with that bullshit.  No wonder judges come to work ready to hammer people.

#6132
7 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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1-3; liver i didnt like as a kid but meh, i'd give it a shot i guess. hate the piss effect of asparagus so at least 1, and not really sure where to get good snails but if i ever find a spot...

#6134
2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

That pdf has some legal stuff, background on his problem with a woman (not surprised he had problems, just surprised he could find one), something from Cheaterville about another guy, and an online threat to shoot up a school.  

And about 10 pages of his legal research.  I feel sorry for the judge who has to put up with that bullshit.  No wonder judges come to work ready to hammer people.

You have to guess that when someone goes off into crazy town, the judge uses the time to catch-up on paperwork and half listening.  

#6135
1 hour ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Final Four - Apple Jacks, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Frosted Flakes, Captain Crunch

Cinnamon Life isn’t in there.   Farcical list 

#6137
32 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

“Got 2 5’s on it, and 2 twenties just in case. 2 5’s on it” 

He's got more money than me on most days.

What is all this, anyway?  I thought it was band/DJ names, but then it says "career & job info."  Or is that a band name, too?

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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#6138
2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

He's got more money than me on most days.

I try to always have enough cash on me to buy me and 2 others lunch just in case.   Never know when you get cleaned out from a hacker when you’re trying to have a business lunch 

#6139
34 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I try to always have enough cash on me to buy me and 2 others lunch just in case.   Never know when you get cleaned out from a hacker when you’re trying to have a business lunch 

Try to save enough for your afternoon snack, too.

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#6150
12 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Honey Nut Cheerios just a 2 seed? This shit's rigged. 

cinnamon toast crunch as a 3 seed?  fuck that bracket. 

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