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2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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That's a courtyard by marriott if I've ever seen one and I'm Lifetime Titanium. Nobody has those snakey reading lights in their homes.

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Will the tattoo-induced measels eventually ill or is that just like that guys lot in life to have that skin.

16 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

That's a courtyard by marriott if I've ever seen one and I'm Lifetime Titanium. Nobody has those snakey reading lights in their homes.

 

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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What do you want to eat first? 

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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If I had to pick, 2,1,3.

But if I had $1.5M, I'd disappoint all 3 at the same time.

54 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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A walmart buggy being taken down the center of an aisle with 12 members of the family walking 0.5 mph

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Lifted trucks with lights in the rims, or an exhaust size of trash can
1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

white dodge ram, for starters. 

Dodge RAM, Charger, Challenger Durango.

Actually any Dodge.

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2 hours ago, Superhero said:

Dodge RAM, Charger, Challenger Durango.

Actually any Dodge.

Yep, and add all those Mustangs, Camaros, too. 

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Had this kind of happen Monday night. Went and met a chick at a bar that I have only been to once and that time I went alone since it’s across the street from my place. Fucking bartender told her I bring a lot of chicks there and she got a little weirded out. wtf man 

18 hours ago, Superhero said:

If I had to pick, 2,1,3.

But if I had $1.5M, I'd disappoint all 3 at the same time.

How old do you think those girls are? 

How old do you think those girls are? 

Today? 50-55, and at least two of them are divorced and in the midst of a sexual re-awakening.
So….in.
5 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

How old do you think those girls are? 

 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Today? 50-55, and at least two of them are divorced and in the midst of a sexual re-awakening.
So….in.

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On 9/19/2025 at 2:54 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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The one in front of me.

The one in front of me.

Brisket family story: I was maybe 3, in the back seat with my folks up front. We get to a stop light and pull up next to a convertible with two women up front. Our windows are open. I look over and say out loud “look at those dumb bitches”…because based on what my dad taught me from his statements from the drivers seat, all women on the road were “dumb bitches.” Mom was not amused.

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