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6 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

During covid I may have showered once a week, and by shower I mean jump in the pool. I think wore the same swim trunks non stop for a month....maybe more. Time had no meaning then.

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1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Especially Twinkies.

They are terrible now.

There are only Little Debbie products in the photo, but Ding Dongs and Ho Hos still fuck. 

Nutty Bars also remain worth eating once every year or two. 

 

8 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

During covid I may have showered once a week, and by shower I mean jump in the pool. I think wore the same swim trunks non stop for a month....maybe more. Time had no meaning then.

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17 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Dry skin and smelling good is a hell of a lot better than healthy skin and onion crotch.

I think there’s supposed to be a happy medium where you just blast the hot zones daily (butthole, gooch, nutsack, dong, armpits) and then just kind of rinse the rest of your skin under the water.  soap head to toe once or twice a week.  supposed to keep the natural oils in your skin and be better for you.  it sounds reasonable.  I still shower the same as always though. 

22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Fig Bars in upper left corner for the win.  

The only “convenience store pastry” worth a shit is a fried pie. Apple, cherry, lemon….all of em. They rule.

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We know she used to put out.

36 minutes ago, jetsfan76 said:

Umm... where?

Most buttholes are between the buttcheeks

11 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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On 9/27/2025 at 4:15 AM, futureman said:

I think there’s supposed to be a happy medium where you just blast the hot zones daily (butthole, gooch, nutsack, dong, armpits) and then just kind of rinse the rest of your skin under the water.  soap head to toe once or twice a week.  supposed to keep the natural oils in your skin and be better for you.  it sounds reasonable.  I still shower the same as always though. 

Confirmation - fman blasts his butthole daily

On 9/28/2025 at 5:08 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Yeah... let's not...

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Please don't take this the wrong way, but do you actually think that every dumbass shit you see on facebook is real?

On 9/27/2025 at 9:34 AM, Brisketexan said:

The only “convenience store pastry” worth a shit is a fried pie. Apple, cherry, lemon….all of em. They rule.

We should all strike until they bring back the Ding Dongs wrapped in aluminum foil. Those were kick ass. 

On 9/27/2025 at 9:34 AM, Brisketexan said:

The only “convenience store pastry” worth a shit is a fried pie. Apple, cherry, lemon….all of em. They rule.

This man speaks truth.  Crushed many a fried pie watching the sun rise over the gulf or bay. Breakfast of champions.

 

That and a Barbacoa taco, and  i can fish all day.

On 9/28/2025 at 7:02 AM, Longboard Horn said:

 

To all the girls ive loved before, who traveled in and out my door....

4 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Please don't take this the wrong way, but do you actually think that every dumbass shit you see on facebook is real?

..... c'mon man.... you know this is fake af but it's funny because there really are women with high, unrealistic expectations out there who never settle and never find someone. Sorry if you're Sgt. Buzzkill 

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