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2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

1 is Mickey Dees. 

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53 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Shortest pencil has too nice of an eraser. 
Unless some dipshit kid cranked the entire thing into the pencil sharpener, which we were known to try. 

4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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What's wrong with tattoos and nose rings?

A small tattoo on the back of the neck or a tastefully done sleeve is 

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27 minutes ago, Superhero said:

What's wrong with tattoos and nose rings?

A small tattoo on the back of the neck or a tastefully done sleeve is 

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I agree. Older generations don’t unfortunately 

On 10/4/2025 at 7:32 PM, Dnaguy said:

This. Too much work.

I guess Taco Bell. Jesus this is like trying to pick from this come 2 am….

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4 hours ago, Superhero said:

What's wrong with tattoos and nose rings?

A small tattoo on the back of the neck or a tastefully done sleeve is 

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1980’s: Rose boob tattoo

1990’s: Tasmanian devils. / cartoon characters

2000’s: Tramp stamps and tribal art

2010’s: finger tattoos / forearm tattoos / upper back tattoos

2020:s: Under boob tattoos (My educated guess)

Now think back to prior decades. Are those cool? 
Exactly.

And septum piercing are gross and weird. Why do you want to look like the bull from the bugs bunny cartoons? How is that hot?

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/old Millenial

19 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Fun fact, they pretty much all are.

Open sign? Check.

Blacked out or covered front glass? Check.

No one staffing the front when you walk in? Check.

Or so I’m told. 

42 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

She’s rocking an Arch Manning student ID shirt 🤣🤣🤣

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Just like Arch, looks rushed.

Can’t read.

On 10/5/2025 at 11:50 AM, Laxtonto said:

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Fake news.

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7 hours ago, Dnaguy said:


1980’s: Rose boob tattoo

1990’s: Tasmanian devils. / cartoon characters

2000’s: Tramp stamps and tribal art

2010’s: finger tattoos / forearm tattoos / upper back tattoos

2020:s: Under boob tattoos (My educated guess)

Now think back to prior decades. Are those cool? 
Exactly.

And septum piercing are gross and weird. Why do you want to look like the bull from the bugs bunny cartoons? How is that hot?

clint eastwood kids GIF
/old Millenial

What about the playboy bunny tanning stickers?  1990s way to boost teen pregnancy rates.

5 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

What about the playboy bunny tanning stickers?  1990s way to boost teen pregnancy rates.

Only one of those issues is permanent like a tattoo…..
But didn’t they invent the birth control patch in the 2000’s to both literally and figuratively cover both of those issues?

13 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

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Okay Boomer.

 

Mrs. Superhero dresses pretty conservatively, but pull back her hair and she has a ring on her upper ear. She got it before I met her, and now she wears it because I ask her to.

My sister is 53 and at fairly high up in her company. She dresses appropriate for her age and position, but rocks a tiny stud nose ring which look pretty good.

 

 

10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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11 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I'm pretty sure the light scarring that showed on my upper lung in a CT scan was caused by these fucking things.

What are they?

1 minute ago, Superhero said:

Okay Boomer.

 

Mrs. Superhero dresses pretty conservatively, but pull back her hair and she has a ring on her upper ear. She got it before I met her, and now she wears it because I ask her to.

My sister is 53 and at fairly high up in her company. She dresses appropriate for her age and position, but rocks a tiny stud nose ring which look pretty good.


Small nostril piercing =/= septum piercing 

An earring that is covered by hair =/= tribal tramp stamp.

Regardless, We all have a diminishing fuckable window so whatever gets your goat my friend. 

Tats, piercings, or not; we’ll all hopefully look equally like shit when we are old and wrinkly because the alternative is even worse as worm food.

 

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