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16 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Trust him, this man knows single mothers...

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37 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Winnie, Penny, and who gives a shit about who’s #3?

You should give a shit. #3 is good ole Kimmy Gibler. Hands down. No questions asked.

Let’s be honest, Winnie might get kind of flaky and might not be down to clown.

Penny will be down to clown, but may get all uppity about it or decide to clown around on you.

The Gibler will be waiting in the wings to do some really, really nasty stuff that you don’t feel comfortable revealing to your buddies. The kind of stuff that you’re not proud of, but gets you there every time. The stuff that makes you question the totality of your life’s choices when looking in to the mirror the next morning, but just not bad enough for you to make any real meaningful changes in your life. You don’t like her, but you also don’t really like yourself anyway. That’s the Gibler and that’s why you want her next door.

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1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

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Little red rubber and rtv will take care of that in no time 

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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I think I already blew my chance.

I beat you to it … I mean, beat it to you.

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Winnie, Penny, and who gives a shit about who’s #3?

Throw Darcy in there. That broad knows what she’s doing, guaranteed. 

39 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Looks exactly like my friends daughter. I never turn down boating trips with them.

Note to self: don't invite MIA on the boat with the kids.

11 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Note to self: don't invite MIA on the boat with the kids.

if yo kid look like that MIA ana boat ain't your only problem 

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Looks exactly like my friends daughter. I never turn down boating trips with them.

I seriously doubt that and feel like you’re probably making it up, tbh.  we’d need to see a pic of your friend’s daughter to compare. 

7 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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hahahah left his condom of someone else's piss to pass the piss test

15 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

 

hahahah left his condom of someone else's piss to pass the piss test

Thanks. 

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Going in order also leaves the carton unbalanced.  Send your kids to bring you the eggs when cooking and watch their useless selves drop it or have the carton give out because it was all front loaded.

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