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On 10/28/2025 at 7:30 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Occasionally, I'll still call 'em Pulse machines.

 

13 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Tacos, lettuce and cheese, because punctuation  

 

Torta Loca Chola 

All synonyms really, they will all stab you eventually.  

 

Don't forget Toxica.

11 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Bidet thread is that way —>

Seriously people, we’re not savages. Stop smearing poop on yourself. 

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Bidet thread is that way —>

Seriously people, we’re not savages. Stop smearing poop on yourself. 

I acknowledge that this is a gross (haha) oversimplification, but in my opinion, the whole butthole and poop mechanism/procedure is a very persuasive counterargument to the theory of intelligent design. 

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2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I acknowledge that this is a gross (haha) oversimplification, but in my opinion, the whole butthole and poop mechanism/procedure is a very persuasive counterargument to the theory of intelligent design. 

3 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I acknowledge that this is a gross (haha) oversimplification, but in my opinion, the whole butthole and poop mechanism/procedure is a very persuasive counterargument to the theory of intelligent design. 

 

Then explain dogs, Mr Fancy Pants. 

 

4 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Then explain dogs, Mr Fancy Pants. 

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3 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Jealous?

I don't even know that dog?! 

Also, 

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The wombat poop cube is a valid counter, however. 

 

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19 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Would be awesome if that far side had a little curve up on our end. 

If you can't ollie that gap, you shouldn't be skateboarding in the prison. 

2 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

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Can't get up the ramp?

Say no more.

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On 10/29/2025 at 8:03 AM, ztejas said:

So you like trashy Asians. Is what you're saying. 

 

13 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

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The lumber self loading area at Home Depot rivals crowded Saturday afternoon boat ramps for serious nincompoopery you see idiots attempt to do.

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