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22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I had an aunt in Bonham close to that. She was so damn big she got married in her trailer because the steps might not hold her. Husband was some rancher from Mexico that weighed about 95lbs. Craziest shit I’ve seen

8 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

I had an aunt in Bonham close to that. She was so damn big she got married in her trailer because the steps might not hold her. Husband was some rancher from Mexico that weighed about 95lbs. Craziest shit I’ve seen

 

Vic lobs up a softball like that and that’s what you first thought of? And you know him. 😆

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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female behind the wheel?

 

I kid, I kid…

On 10/31/2025 at 10:48 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Fatty and skinny sleeping in bed, Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

On 11/1/2025 at 9:47 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Behind a tree. With a she, or is it he?

I will not pee into a hole, I will not pee onto mole.

It may turn into a motto, but we should all pee in a bottle. 

On 11/1/2025 at 9:51 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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EZ. Donuts. 

5 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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When we finally took out the carpet in our house, we found used box cutter blades.......

59 minutes ago, Superhero said:

EZ. Donuts. 

unfortunately.  and I love donuts. 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Can't believe we lost to this dork twice last year

technically he started both the games but I'd say we lost to his backup in the second one.

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