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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Then having to wait 45 minutes to swim again so you don’t get cramps and sink to the bottom. 
Al was 35 when he learned that lie. 

16 hours ago, Classic Rock said:

Does the Dad come with her? 

Presumably that’s how they got you. 

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Buttholes. But for real, I don’t think I’ve ever dated a white girl who wasn’t down for her ass to be licked clean. Latinas I’ve been with guarded their ass like it was treasure (will do anal though, not analingus) and the black girl I dated…well just didn’t want to. But white chicks come out the shower and put their legs up like let’s goo haha, even ask for it, it’s so odd and I’m still doing research why…

Does the Dad come with her? 

If it’s anything like actual marriage then rarely.
3 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

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Just make the tortillas out of toilet paper so that they automatically wipe. 

On 11/7/2025 at 7:09 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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I would give Sophie as many children as she wanted and they'd all be above-average basketball players. 

I would give Sydney as many children as she wanted and there’s a decent chance none of them make the high school varsity team. 

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