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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I ain't having no women can't turn off the lights. 

3 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

I ain't having no women can't turn off the lights. 

No shit. My bill, with 7-10 days of AC is that. And I have two grow rooms, a network rack, and tons of electronics.

 

18 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

Eh, funny but the top one is on that dumb ass. He chose an acronym not an initialism for a name. That’s on him. 

Anyone made this drive?
 
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Yeah, Orange to Beaumont isn’t so bad. We’d drive in to Beaumont for dinner sometimes when I was working in Orange.
Anyone made this drive?
 
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Once you finally leave Texas, your halfway to where your going
On 11/13/2025 at 1:45 PM, HOOKEM4 said:

Pretty sure grandma fucked a beluga whale. 

Hahaha!  Would give rep if I had it to you.  Needed the laugh after the game tonight!

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Yeah, Orange to Beaumont isn’t so bad. We’d drive in to Beaumont for dinner sometimes when I was working in Orange.

I meant the entire length of Texas from Orange/Beamount to El Paso. 

8 hours ago, achooloco said:

Eh, funny but the top one is on that dumb ass. He chose an acronym not an initialism for a name. That’s on him. 

how do you pronounce A$AP Rocky?

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

I meant the entire length of Texas from Orange/Beamount to El Paso. 

I feel he may have known this prior to his response. 

On 4/2/2025 at 8:42 AM, PvilleStang said:

Like Vic knows any of his kids names...

Lardo, Retardo and Gordo?

Radical Larry?

 

 

 

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I meant the entire length of Texas from Orange/Beamount to El Paso. 

 

ryan reynolds hd GIF

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I meant the entire length of Texas from Orange/Beamount to El Paso. 

Not from Beaumont 

But once left natchitoches dropped off roommate in shreveport. Picked up gf and drove straight to El Paso. Other stopping at a chilis (or applebee or something. Don't remember) I don't think we were stopped for more than ten minutes for gas and restroom breaks. 

I want to say that I left after my final exam for college at noon. And got El Paso around 5 or 6 the next morning. 

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1 hour ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Not from Beaumont 

But once left natchitoches dropped off roommate in shreveport. Picked up gf and drove straight to El Paso. Other stopping at a chilis (or applebee or something. Don't remember) I don't think we were stopped for more than ten minutes for gas and restroom breaks. 

I want to say that I left after my final exam for college at noon. And got El Paso around 5 or 6 the next morning. 

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29 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

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GF grandmother lived in El Paso, she was in the hospital. 

41 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

GF grandmother lived in El Paso, she was in the hospital. 

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GF grandmother lived in El Paso, she was in the hospital. 

And thank goodness, yall got to EP in time for the game.

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On 11/15/2025 at 12:33 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Yeah, I think each o ne COULD eat $ 500 in one night. 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Bye 7th Heaven and the kid diddler rapist dad. 

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Dinosaurs was an underrated show. 

28 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

What’s he holding in his hand?

looks like a doob.  

21 minutes ago, futureman said:

Dinosaurs was an underrated show. 

Did a rewatch of that last spring. Still got it.

 

 

19 minutes ago, futureman said:

looks like a doob.  

Looked like a toothpick on fire to me.  

 

 

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