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20 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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5 from the 1st column, 7 from the second and 10 from the last. 

 

8 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Well, since this person is already on the floor it shouldn't hurt much. 

First thought would be, Why does she have a nipple on her knee?

Second thought would be, Is she pregnant?

18 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Oh, we skippin' dinner.

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8 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Second thought would be, Is she pregnant?

even better.  can't get pregnant again.

30 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

First thought would be, Why does she have a nipple on her knee?

Second thought would be, Is she pregnant?

I would have gone with why does AI suck so much and ruin everything?

I am not a fan. My brother would eat the canned shit like jello and it ruined it for me forever 

35 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

9

32

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

9

 

40 minutes ago, seven said:

32

7

Depending on location might go down to 5.

Where's crawfish? Don't matter, still 5 or 7...

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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No way no how: liver, licorice, avocados, tofu, grits, cottage cheese, snails, grapefruit or blue cheese.  Total-9

I may or may have tried one or two of the items my list.  But I don't have to get bit by a dog to know he bites.

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20 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

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African or European.

Just asparagus. 

Just black licorice for me. I’ll eat everything else on there. Some items aren’t particularly favorites, but if they’re on my plate, I’ll eat em. Others are absolutely favorites (eg, oysters).
19 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Don’t bring that nonsense to San Antonio.

On 11/20/2025 at 10:18 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Dave’s Hot.

19 hours ago, futureman said:

even better.  can't get pregnant again.

Think Tim Robinson GIF by NETFLIX

14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Just black licorice for me. I’ll eat everything else on there. Some items aren’t particularly favorites, but if they’re on my plate, I’ll eat em. Others are absolutely favorites (eg, oysters).

Lima beans are the only one on list for me. But there is a lot that will depend on how/who cooks it. 

 

Also, we found something @Brisketexan won't eat? This is like when Lex Luther found Kryptonite...

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Our 6-7 was "That's what she said" which is way cooler. 6-7 is literally stupid 

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