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54 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

6-7 is literally stupid 

ok boomer.  *sniff*

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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You’re crazy Big Red with barbacoa or menudo is the best shit 

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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1 fuck mayo and futureman

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Since I retired I have become more adventurous in my eating, trying things like sushi (why did I wait so long to try that?) and other things I avoided before.  I have almost universally found that I didn't know what I was missing, and should have branched out before.  So I will try snails if given the chance, and have learned to appreciate well prepared eggplant.  I've even overcome the trauma of the C-ration Ham and Lima Beans and learned to at least tolerate lima beans.  But liver, sardines, and beets can fuck all the way off.  Growing up I was forced to eat all three, but have not done so since I moved out on my own.  Miss me with that shit.

5 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

central

100% 

mountain has some salty fuckers but so do we and we have the numbers.  pacific is all fruitcakes.  eastern is a wildcard. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

100% 

mountain has some salty fuckers but so do we and we have the numbers.  pacific is all fruitcakes.  eastern is a wildcard. 

 

We already know VA and below will defect, and NY ain't doing shit.

You motherfuckers need to watch red dawn

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Eastern has the nuke codes, so it wouldn’t even be close 

Just now, Ghost of NMAS said:

Eastern has the nuke codes, so it wouldn’t even be close 

 

This is not a proper line of thinking. 

59 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I still truly lol every time in the scene.

I know it’s coming.

It’s just that damn funny

lol reminds me how those obnoxious AOs in the Navy would sign-off their e-mails: "IYAAOYAS!" 🙄

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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I doubt there would be a dry spot.  Relocate for the Netflix and chill part of the date. 

7 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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There wouldn’t be a wet spot as the left over flour from the foreplay would have taken care of any moisture.  

Somebody shows up with tofu anything to my place and they’re gonna be doing the ol Abe Simpson. GTFO

 

Im Out GIF

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