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#6704
2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I actually talked to my therapist the other day about this. 

I mean, our discussion was much deeper, but the gist was basically that originally TV/Radio etc. was an escape from life outside of it - and now everything outside of "screen time" is the escape. 

#6707
4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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what is a high ass easter basket? one with a huge arch? one with a stoned donkey? i'm honestly confused.

#6709
19 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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corn flakes, ramen, cheese dogs and pb&js?  I was a little rich prick and I ate all that stuff constantly. 

 

6 hours ago, Llano Estacado said:

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“what’s next master, we rebuild the foot?”

“no.  there is only one thing next... revenge.”

one of the best movies ever made. 

#6712
10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I think Ashton just tired of working regular jobs and decided to suck on the gubermint titty.  I, on the other hand, would be willing to suck on her titties.

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#6714

More dumb asses sharing whichever pic they see without actually verifying if it's legit. First pic is the Photoshop version and the second is the actual pic. People should get temporary bans for spreading this shit. 320746cb83936e6a237f8ef24c42fc28.jpg3405d0378831b142cd9ab7d6e87585f7.jpg

#6716
16 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

More dumb asses sharing whichever pic they see without actually verifying if it's legit. First pic is the Photoshop version and the second is the actual pic. People should get temporary bans for spreading this shit. 320746cb83936e6a237f8ef24c42fc28.jpg3405d0378831b142cd9ab7d6e87585f7.jpg

Don’t go all CR on me now Vic

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#6717
Don’t go all CR on me now Vic
Oh this just happens to be political. But in general, this goes on all the time. Not just pics, but articles and random statements that are blatantly false. People don't even research, they just hit the share button.
#6718

Like when someone shares a picture of hail that fell 3 years ago, thinking it happened in the storms last night?

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Yelp ratings for her BBQ joint took a big hit after she brought Joe Arpaio there for a rally. Still, far more amusing than anybody running for Mayor where I live.1976011184cb164c5b5a31e917d4bd29.jpg9b97a6611f9b93a8c1820be385c3de34.jpg
#6735
56 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

My stomach is queasy after reading this shit

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"...where her gina is winding, big nuggets they're finding. NORTH, to Alaska!" 

 

#6737
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:
2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:
My stomach is queasy after reading this shit

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What were some of the 303 comments?

A lot were stank pussy jokes 

#6739
7 hours ago, Ths71 said:


Yelp ratings for her BBQ joint took a big hit after she brought Joe Arpaio there for a rally. Still, far more amusing than anybody running for Mayor where I live.1976011184cb164c5b5a31e917d4bd29.jpg9b97a6611f9b93a8c1820be385c3de34.jpg

Might have to ride over there and walk in w/ my "Anti Trump AF" shirt. 

#6743
8 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

W.T.F!!!???

 

get a cucumber dumbass

cucumber?  that’s no alaskan pipeline. 

 

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

JFC, that's pathetic and gross. 

dude.  it’s just stupid bullshit on the internet.  some girl didn’t fuck herself with a frozen log. 

#6744
11 hours ago, Ths71 said:


Yelp ratings for her BBQ joint took a big hit after she brought Joe Arpaio there for a rally. Still, far more amusing than anybody running for Mayor where I live.1976011184cb164c5b5a31e917d4bd29.jpg9b97a6611f9b93a8c1820be385c3de34.jpg

I bet you could find her on eros.com.  She's too lazy.  She's looking for an easy way to make a living.

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Restaurateur Ashton Stauffer filed Monday to run for mayor, becoming the second challenger to incumbent Mayor Jeff Williams in the May 4 election.

Stauffer, 31, the owner of barbecue restaurants in Arlington and Pantego, said her campaign will celebrate small businesses, support legal immigration and challenge city taxes as too high.

“The slogan of my campaign will be ‘Arlington Citizens First,’ “ she said.

“Mayor Williams has done a great job bringing in big business. But he has not been successful in getting this city’s foot off the neck of the local businessperson.”

In 2004, Stauffer and a co-owner bought a Rendon barbecue restaurant, Jambo’s BBQ Shack. Jambo’s added locations in the 88-year-old former Arlington Steak House and also in Pantego, selling the original location.

Stauffer, an online personality who once published a photo calendar, has 15,000 followers on Facebook and Instagram. She said she expects to loan herself $20,000. 


“I have the advantage of being born in an era when you can reach many people with a click of a button,” she said.

Williams, a civil engineer, was elected in 2017. He last reported $113,449 in cash on hand for the campaign.


The third candidate, substitute teacher Chris Dobson, last reported $20 on hand after a 2018 campaign.

The filing deadline is Feb. 15 for local council, school board, water improvement board and junior college board elections.

Shooters shoot.Chris hoping for that miracle. I'm pulling for you playa.

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