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#6853
2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I am pretty sure not one single person would care or notice...

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You want to hear something hilarious?  I'm going to Denver.

#6859
12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I am pretty sure not one single person would care or notice...

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Wouldn't that violate his parole?

#6860

Any prospective employer that does a social media background check on Justin will cease the employment process immediately.

And wouldn't that be funny?

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#6861
7 hours ago, Matuka said:

Any prospective employer that does a social media background check on Justin will cease the employment process immediately.

And wouldn't that be funny?

No wonder I’ve been unemployed for 20 fookin’ years.

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#6862
Any prospective employer that does a social media background check on Justin will cease the employment process immediately.
And wouldn't that be funny?
He will then just post that he's too good for that company and go on some rambling rant about it.
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I half expect to read about his mental snap shooting or his arrest for child porn because women just aren’t his level of comprehension and only 10 yo girls understand him...

I hope he gets that Denver job
#6876
2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Confusing message on the bottom.  He should've sprung the extra cash for a little, neon comma to say:  Hiram Clarke, Bitch instead of the leaving himself open to the possible confusion that Hiram Clarke is a bitch.  Or just not do any of that and buy a regular car.

#6878
2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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What a sanctimonious little shit.  No doubt in my mind this little fucktard is going to kill somebody sometime 

#6881
What a sanctimonious little shit.  No doubt in my mind this little fucktard is going to kill somebody sometime 

You read that?
#6882
1 hour ago, tbone_ said:


You read that?

I stopped at the arm getting broken by Austin roads. No idea how that works out -- did a bridge collapse and fall on his arm or something?

#6886
18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I'll bet he can play the harmonica. With his nose.  The whole thing, all at once.

Is there a place in this 14:15 vid where a hot 19 yo girl gets in the tub naked?  

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#6888
1 hour ago, yoshi said:

So the government stole his music?  

It was fat cats that stole his music and profited from it.  The government just stood by and laughed at him. 

#6890
3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

It was fat cats that stole his music and profited from it.  The government just stood by and laughed at him. 

OK I went back and read it again.  Apparently the fat cats and the government officials were in-cahoots in the theft of his intellectual property.  

#6899
On 4/29/2019 at 11:47 AM, Chooky said:

Confusing message on the bottom.  He should've sprung the extra cash for a little, neon comma to say:  Hiram Clarke, Bitch instead of the leaving himself open to the possible confusion that Hiram Clarke is a bitch.  Or just not do any of that and buy a regular car.

I read it as him declaring himself the Hiram Clarke Bitch

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