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#7053
1 hour ago, ABSR said:

First...what?

Second...is that a tampon stuck to the under side of that cabinet?

Pretty sure that's not a tampon. Lulz

#7055
Justin Weiss Smith should write greetings cards. 
"Birthdays are a false concept and you're unimportant.  Nobody cares and all the women on this rotten continent are as idiotic as they are materialistic.  They're disease packets that don't understand value and ironically the only time I can escape the disgusting darkness of this nightmare called life is when I'm asleep.  I took a shit in a Starbucks this morning and didn't flush because fuck hipster douche bags and corporate zombies like you.  Happy Birthday?  No!  Your death is the only thing I'll celebrate when I vomit on your grave.  I bought a sword on E-bay and it's a piece of shit because nobody respects or strives for true art or meaning anymore.  Your carcass will eventually be filled with death worms and I'm the only one who saw you this way during your entire, pathetic life.  Happy Birthday." 


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#7059
3 hours ago, ABSR said:

First...what?

Second...is that a tampon stuck to the under side of that cabinet?

This was my reaction. What even is happening there.

#7065
$5,000 seems a bit steep.  Maybe $20 considering the level of "talent" he's renting.
But no doubt dude is awesome af.

I feel like he left out the decimal point.
#7066
5 hours ago, ABSR said:

First...what?

Second...is that a tampon stuck to the under side of that cabinet?

Panty shield/liner.

#7067
3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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Clearly we need to go back to Roman numerals for math class. Get on it SBOE! And while we're at it, get rid of that Indian (red dot) zero too,

#7068
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This mother fucker has to be Rumblefishstix dad or brother. No way in hell are they not related.

#7070
37 minutes ago, EE2B said:

This mother fucker has to be Rumblefishstix dad or brother. No way in hell are they not related.

Good call.

 

I think he's seriously overpaying, though.  

#7072
17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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If he steps out of his room, someone else in the halfway house will steal his TV.

#7073
This mother fucker has to be Rumblefishstix dad or brother. No way in hell are they not related.

Did he make the move here? That dude was awesome
#7074
1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Panty shield/liner.

I guess this should be in the "Dumb question amnesty" thread, but what the hell are panty shields / liners for?  Are they for pre-PMS or are they for bitches that pee they drawers?

#7080

So the dude keeps lettuce out on the counter like you would do to apples, bananas, onions, etc.

wtf

#7092
19 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I was dumped once for shaving mine. 

It must have been true love.  

#7095
2 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Fuck yes I wood

Yeah I'd go there.

Also I believe the young gentleman Alan may have mental health issues. 

#7096

Did he make the move here? That dude was awesome

I think I’ve seen him over here, but i could be misremembering. He definitely is awesome.
#7097

Random thought but there were two threads on the old board about a couple of characters....Big Tony and the guy who wore all the Playboy stuff. Those guys still around?

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#7098
2 minutes ago, lockport said:

Random thought but there were two threads on the old board about a couple of characters....Big Tony and the guy who wore all the Playboy stuff. Those guys still around?

Big Tony is and has been featured throughout this thread. But I didn't feel like making another singular thread about him on this board. Cutthroat Chip got his own because he is a fucking clown.

Playboy Party Animal from Waxahachie is no longer accessible. He cleaned up his friends list and deleted most or all of us. I can't see his feed any longer.

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#7100
I don't do facebook but do people really respond to this type of message?  Isn't this just an invitation to be the victim of a robbery? 
Look at the likes and comments. You underestimate the thirsty guys.

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