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I guess all those pictures of him holding all the cash he must deposit into his savings account, he’s not spending it on his house, cars , clothes. Good for him


I guess all those pictures of him holding all the cash he must deposit into his savings account, he’s not spending it on his house, cars , clothes. Good for him
You should see his 401k and Roth IRA though.
On 5/9/2018 at 1:52 PM, PvilleStang said:

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Where does the line to hell start?

On 5/9/2018 at 1:52 PM, PvilleStang said:

 

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fuck ou

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Only going forward or do I get paid going back to middle school?

If it’s going forward, the $100 is not a good deal. If you wacked it twice a day it would take over 13 years to get to $1 million. If it’s getting paid for all past wacking and future wacking I’m sure I could retire on the $100 per.

 

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Well, lets do the math:

1,000,000/100 = 1,000.  So if I beat it more than 1,000 times before I die, I get more than a 1,000,000 dollars.

I'm 39, so I have about 36 years left on average. 36 years = 13,140 days. If I jerk it once a day, that would be a net lifetime income of over 1.3 million.

 

If it were retroactive, I'd be Bill Gates.

Um, guys-

That question was for chicks. THEY are def. taking the $100/jill.

10 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Well, lets do the math:

1,000,000/100 = 1,000.  So if I beat it more than 1,000 times before I die, I get more than a 1,000,000 dollars.

I'm 39, so I have about 36 years left on average. 36 years = 13,140 days. If I jerk it once a day, that would be a net lifetime income of over 1.3 million.

 

If it were retroactive, I'd be Bill Gates.

I hope you don't do your own taxes.

1,000, 10,000, what's a decimal point between friends?!

 

 

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lemme get this straight...if i'm getting $100/pop, my ass is quitting my job and staying home to waste my meat 24/7/365.  that's an easy $1000/day or more if the creek don't rise.  in less than 3 years i'll have made far more than the lump sum with many, many years to go.

https://i.imgur.com/8XsZPqu.mp4

 

7 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

lemme get this straight...if i'm getting $100/pop, my ass is quitting my job and staying home to waste my meat 24/7/365.  that's an easy $1000/day or more if the creek don't rise.  in less than 3 years i'll have made far more than the lump sum with many, many years to go.

https://i.imgur.com/8XsZPqu.mp4

 

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1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

1,000, 10,000, what's a decimal point between friends?!

 

 

 

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University of Texas A&M.... aggy gonna aggy.

Also, she changed majors 4 times?! That’s ridiculous. 

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My mom is on Facebook. I've never acknowledged her on Mother's Day on Facebook. I tell her in person. My sister will do that shit though.

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It’s a shame he’s forced to work for them, or he didn’t read what’s required first
19 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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So it's not about the money to this guy too?  He's just driving people around out of the goodness of his soul I guess. 

2 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

So it's not about the money to this guy too?  He's just driving people around out of the goodness of his soul I guess. 

Yeah, sounds like he needs to call a CPA and learn how to track his business expenses and take deductions.  

2 minutes ago, Ldogg53 said:

Yeah, sounds like he needs to call a CPA and learn how to track his business expenses and take deductions.  

Man, to hell with cpas, it's all about the money with them.  They don't care.

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I get where he is coming from but no one forced him to sign up for Uber. That's on him if he didn't do his research before becoming a driver.

Enemies?  Who the fuck has personal enemies?  I can't think of a single person over the course of my entire life that I would consider an enemy.  

3 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Enemies?  Who the fuck has personal enemies?  I can't think of a single person over the course of my entire life that I would consider an enemy.  

I didn't until I got divorced.

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