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Just now, Whitman said:

I didn't until I got divorced.

Never been divorced, but I can see where that would qualify.

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I guess he hasn't hit rock bottom yet.  Only willing to suck STD-free dick for coke.

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I hope my life never gets to the point where I need to pay payments with insane interest on a couch and tv. Then having to go on social media to ask if someone can pay my 'Furniture Bill'. 

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24 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I hope my life never gets to the point where I need to pay payments with insane interest on a couch and tv. Then having to go on social media to ask if someone can pay my 'Furniture Bill'. 

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Tell that ho, get back on the floor.

I bet Mackolm would pay her furniture bill

and is Vic barbacking or barebacking at Melones?

Why does cutthroat have a tattoo of Opie Taylor on his neck?

Rent-a-Center's business philosophy is based on people who cant do math, and business is booming.  

So, in West Austin area, there was a post of a Python that got loose and made its way to Lake Austin, and was last seen swimming around a boat dock before disappearing.  Made the news for a bit, but has been quiet for the last few weeks.  Then someone posted this up on a group on Facebook, wife just sent it to me.  It's been spotted a few blocks from the lake now.

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53 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Rent-a-Center's business philosophy is based on people who cant do math, and business is booming.  

I knew a guy who sold 1 acre plots of land for $100 a month payment.  His contract was, 'you pay and I'll tell you when your done'.

Melones is pretty shitty. If you are ever over by Bachman lake Los Balones is much better

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What is Melones, a shitty version of Bombshells? Bombones off Northwest/Shiloh?

6 hours ago, NastyDreams said:

I knew a guy who sold 1 acre plots of land for $100 a month payment.  His contract was, 'you pay and I'll tell you when your done'.

Is he your Uncle Slayton?

7 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

So, in West Austin area, there was a post of a Python that got loose and made its way to Lake Austin, and was last seen swimming around a boat dock before disappearing.  Made the news for a bit, but has been quiet for the last few weeks.  Then someone posted this up on a group on Facebook, wife just sent it to me.  It's been spotted a few blocks from the lake now.

 

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One of the cartoon channels on DISH shows "King of the Hill" every night at 10:00.  Your episode was on last night.

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

What is Melones, a shitty version of Bombshells? Bombones off Northwest/Shiloh?

Melones is like Bombones but worse. Balones > Ojo Locos> Bombshells

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8 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

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Wrong, 3.  Tailfeathers are different.

11 hours ago, rpspeed said:

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Good God Almighty.  Can people get any worse?   Wait, don't answer that please don't answer that.

On 5/14/2018 at 11:43 AM, Jerry Callo said:

Enemies?  Who the fuck has personal enemies?  I can't think of a single person over the course of my entire life that I would consider an enemy.  

Count your blessings Mr. Callo.....

11 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Vic, they're all yours!

Room full of large chicks? Call Vic 1-555-5512

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So recording a fight on your phone is equivalent to filming an entire movie? d56b122a9f7f0eb90b2325235f9d6be1.jpg

43 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

So recording a fight on your phone is equivalent to filming an entire movie? d56b122a9f7f0eb90b2325235f9d6be1.jpg

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On 5/14/2018 at 2:11 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Says the guy who posts money pics on Facebook.

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Chip-O is a living, mouth-breathing example of the word hypocritical 

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Chip-O is a living, mouth-breathing example of the word hypocritical 

May he rest in peace.

21 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

7's eye is all screwed up.  I think we're both geniuses.  

Sorry.  It's #2.  Three toes on the right foot.

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