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Kind of seems like maybe some of those things may have occurred due to bad decision making? Not positive though.


Lol my thought exactly...

Seems like it isn’t that you have it bad but rather you’ve chose poorly and consistently.
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On 5/23/2018 at 11:12 AM, Sbbruin said:

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Man, you guys need to spoiler that stuff...all that work and still ugly af.

From a good guy I played football with, had to bite my tongue and not comment.

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On 5/17/2018 at 1:09 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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this guy is a national treasure. 

 

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Funny if he accidentally rolls down the window and it all goes flying out
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"Just saw a friend post this and thought I’d share:

“To the mom who's breastfeeding: Way to go! It really is an amazing gift to give your baby, for any amount of time that you can manage! You're a good mom.

To the mom who's formula feeding: Isn't science amazing? To think there was a time when a baby with a mother who couldn't produce enough would suffer...but now? Better living through chemistry! You're a good mom.

To the cloth diapering mom: Fluffy bums are the cutest, and so friendly on the bank account. You're a good mom.

To the disposable diapering mum: Damn, those things hold a lot, and it's excellent to not worry about leakage and laundry! You're a good mom.

To the mom who stays home: I can imagine it isn't easy doing what you do, but to spend those precious years with your babies must be amazing. You're a good mom.

To the mom who works: It's wonderful that you're sticking to your career...you're a positive role model for your children in so many ways...it's fantastic. You're a good mom.

To the mom who had to feed her kids from the drive thru all week because you're too worn out to cook or go grocery shopping: You're feeding your kid! And hey, I bet they aren't complaining! Sometimes sanity can indeed be found in a red box with a big yellow M and a cheap plastic toy in it. You're a good mom.

To the mom who gave her kids a home-cooked breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the past week: Excellent! Good nutrition is important, and they're learning to enjoy healthy foods at an early age, a boon for the rest of their lives. You're a good mom.

To the mom with the kids who are sitting quietly and using their manners in the fancy restaurant: Kudos! It takes a lot to maintain order with children in a place where they can't run around. You're a good mom.

To the mom with the toddler having a meltdown in the cereal aisle: They always seem to pick the most embarrassing places to lose their minds, don't they? We've all been through it. You're a good mom.

To the mom who gave birth “naturally,” sans drugs: Holy cow, woman...you are a rock star! I’m positive that giving birth to your sweet baby was an experience you will never forget. Good for you. You’re a good mom.

To the mom who begged until she got her epidural: Ain’t drugs grand? I’m positive that giving birth to your sweet baby was an experience you will never forget. Good for you. You’re a good mom.

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To the moms who judge other moms for ANY of the above? Glass houses, friend. Glass houses.”

Being a Mom is the most difficult and most important role any woman will ever have, and she will constantly be questioning whether or not she’s “doing it right.” It’s a lot of work and a lot of pressure, so let’s all extend grace to others and accept grace for ourselves. Let us vow only to step into another mother’s story in order to support and encourage her, not criticize her."

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Olds posting a pic from Tropic Thunder and trying to guilt everybody into liking or sharing this picture of these brave 'Merican boys in Vietnam. 

 

17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Another fake death coming soon?

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So he's about to fake his death again??

 

EDIT: well damn, just noticed your original comment.

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5 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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That's the hole in the Ozone they've been telling us about. 

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Dude is lying again about splitting with the mother of his children. Fucking clown. He did this awhile back and acting like he left her while she was pregnant and then he posted pics at her baby shower a week later. Yet no one ever calls this guy out.

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On 5/26/2018 at 10:41 AM, baboso said:

Olds posting a pic from Tropic Thunder and trying to guilt everybody into liking or sharing this picture of these brave 'Merican boys in Vietnam. 

 

Yep - I saw one and commented what great movie that was. It was deleted later.

On May 26, 2018 at 7:53 AM, Vic Mackey said:

"Just saw a friend post this and thought I’d share:

“To the mom who's breastfeeding: Way to go! It really is an amazing gift to give your baby, for any amount of time that you can manage! You're a good mom.

To the mom who's formula feeding: Isn't science amazing? To think there was a time when a baby with a mother who couldn't produce enough would suffer...but now? Better living through chemistry! You're a good mom.

To the cloth diapering mom: Fluffy bums are the cutest, and so friendly on the bank account. You're a good mom.

To the disposable diapering mum: Damn, those things hold a lot, and it's excellent to not worry about leakage and laundry! You're a good mom.

To the mom who stays home: I can imagine it isn't easy doing what you do, but to spend those precious years with your babies must be amazing. You're a good mom.

 

Is trashing women for being mothers really a things that's happening or is this some made up shit that the poster is pretending is a big problem so that they can justify giving a slobbering knob job to people who are pretty universally respected and even revered? Any time I've heard people trashing someone else's mothering skills it's usually from a woman.  

Is trashing women for being mothers really a things that's happening or is this some made up shit that the poster is pretending is a big problem so that they can justify giving a slobbering knob job to people who are pretty universally respected and even revered? Any time I've heard people trashing someone else's mothering skills it's usually from a woman.  
Of course it's not a thing except for 'look at me!' posts on social media.

I do love Bill Burr's bit on motherhood being the most difficult job in the world though.
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There is no way. No...way...that #9 is only $2. Move the decimal 6 or 7 spaces to the right. 

14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I'll take #9 and either #6 or #1.  Could not give a shit about the others except #4 and even that one is optional so long as I get off.

How long do I have to stay with the ideal woman?  It makes a huge difference on how I spend my $5.

I'm already with mine. She's apparently worth $14

 

2 hours ago, SKJ said:

I'm already with mine. She's apparently worth $14

 

Me too.  But someone owes me $3 change.

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