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#10703
3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I don’t understand… But I’m intrigued

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This needs to be airbrushed on the side of a van.

 

#10711

I thought nutjob Justin moved to Colorado last year? What the fuck brought him back to Austin, the place he despises?

And lol at his "pretending to be poor" act. His parents are probably still paying his cell phone bill.

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#10713
1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I thought nutjob Justin moved to Colorado last year? What the fuck brought him back to Austin, the place he despises?

And lol at his "pretending to be poor" act. His parents are probably still paying his cell phone bill.

He never moved. He was full of shit as usual. He just loves to sit on social media and tell everyone how misunderstood he is and how much Austin sucks. And how much better he is than everyone who lives there.

#10717
40 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:


Most people argue with themselves in the shower...

MOST people, huh?  Really?  You’re sure of this?

#10728
On 1/1/2020 at 11:46 AM, EE2B said:

Is there anyone who posts here that did not know who that was based on the picture alone?

There's mfers on here who don't know who Bob Lilly, Don Shula or Larry Csonka are fuckface

#10744
37 minutes ago, futureman said:

the pH of the water you pay $5/liter for is completely and totally irrelevant to your physiology.  

Not entirely. The higher the pH, the more likely you are too stupid to remember to eat, and are therefore likely to be really, really thin.

#10746
12 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I thought stupid people were fat

The typical SEC fan would tend to bear out that opinion, yes. I am merely hypothesizing regarding those who are too stupid to remember to eat. 

#10748
11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Bottled water is a huge waste of money and all that plastic is going to end up in the Pacific Ocean?

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