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32 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Seriously, what the fuck?
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He's just mad that he has hasn't had puss since the puss had him

15 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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I hope this line worked out better for him than it did for me

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Ah yeah I almost had to do the same thing when I was learning to drive manual.

But I felt that rather than putting it on my face I’d just look at the stick shift itself.
On 6/21/2018 at 11:57 AM, BurntEyes said:

Wait... are there people that can get their entire hands down to the bottom to get out the last Pringle without turning it to slide them out? 

Are they elves? 

Donald Trump

On 6/22/2018 at 11:00 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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They don't sell Keefe outside of jail, right?

I think he's saying that although I've tainted myself with premarital sex he's still willing to marry me
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Can we rename him Deep Love?


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On 6/22/2018 at 3:45 PM, Jade said:

I think he's saying that although I've tainted myself with premarital sex he's still willing to marry me

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I uh... I think that, uh... I'm pretty sure, actually, that all those words don't mean anything at all when combined, actually...

Gotta stay off crack.

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About to have her 2nd kid with her 2nd baby daddy. Doesn't even let her first baby daddy see his daughter even though he wants to be apart of her life. But of course that have to prop themselves up on social media. You take care of your kids you had? Wow great job! So has every mammal since the dawn of time. ae3d223aa574c301c5bec019eaa9e3e3.jpg

Now everyone gets a football, and must remain 3 feet apart to avoid penetrating each others' safe space.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That chick with some sense and class would be an absolute smoke show.  

2 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Smear the queer in the early  90s

Yep.

On 6/22/2018 at 10:16 PM, Longboard Horn said:

Seriously, what the fuck?
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Jersey Man! 

2 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Smear the queer in the early  90s

same for the 80s

31 minutes ago, markstanco said:

same for the 80s

Same in the 70’s.   

 

I remember my kids playing and calling it “kill the carrier”.   I thought, “No, that’s smear the ............ohhhhhhhhh.  Kill the carrier is better.”

3 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Smear the queer in the early  90s

In the 70s as well.

We used both the smear the queer as well as kill the man with the ball.
Late 80s.

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