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1 hour ago, Ldogg53 said:

We used both the smear the queer as well as kill the man with the ball.
Late 80s.

We called it ‘maul ball’.

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Tackle the man was the PC term for it back in the early 80s. 
We called yall "pussies" back in the 80s
3 hours ago, Ldogg53 said:

We used both the smear the queer as well as kill the man with the ball.
Late 80s.

Yeah, teachers made us stop calling it Smear the Queer. So we called it Kill Ball instead. In retrospect, not sure that's a more acceptable name.

 

12 hours ago, The Gimp said:

We called it ‘maul ball’.

Back in the 70's it was "Smear the queer".  Although we had no idea what "queer" meant.  We were just a bunch of dudes out for a good time with other dudes at recess.

7 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Back in the 70's it was "Smear the queer".  Although we had no idea what "queer" meant.  We were just a bunch of dudes out for a good time with other dudes at recess.

Sounds like you had a pretty good idea what queer was.

50 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Back in the 70's it was "Smear the queer".  Although we had no idea what "queer" meant.  We were just a bunch of dudes out for a good time with other dudes at recess.

We sometimes called it Indian Football... I guess that's not much better.

49 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

Sounds like you had a pretty good idea what queer was.

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I scrolled past it, then saw a comment of his on a fb status that said "post a pic of...(some stupid shit). It's his wife, and thank goodness she's turned around and the picture is so heavily edited. I think she's "rigged" up, and that's their new "hobby." Pass... Nttawwt

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Even if he doesnt have a mixtape, there will be a fire for DJ OSHA Violation.

5 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Even if he doesnt have a mixtape, there will be a fire for DJ OSHA Violation.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess OSHA doesn't get involved in this one.  

16 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I'm going to go out on a limb wire and guess OSHA doesn't get involved in this one.  

FIFY

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Even if he doesnt have a mixtape, there will be a fire for DJ OSHA Violation.

DJ Electrocution

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Afrojacked-Up 

Is “DJ 220, 221 whatever it takes” too long of a name?

He has a name.  "DJ Bile Sounds."  It's right there on the banner.

I feel like I'm on some sort of list now for the little girl breast feeding the doll pic.

Reese’s ain’t a chocolate bar. It’s a peanut butter cup; says so right on the package.

Could go for a Reese’s blizzard right now.

6 hours ago, PilotsError said:

I feel like I'm on some sort of list now for the little girl breast feeding the doll pic.

You're only on the list if you get turned on by it.

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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It depends on what region of the country you’re in.

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I'm not one to turn people in to the police but this little fucker needs to be watched.  He would be voted most likely to be a school shooter if he was in school now.

Yeah, I thought there was a decent chance he was the guy planting bombs in Austin.

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"Facebook said this pic is offensive. Share the hell out of it!"

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46 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

"Facebook said this pic is offensive. Share the hell out of it!"

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But you ain't got no legs, Lt. Dan.

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I'm seeing a lot of those lately for various streets in various cities.

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