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Beetus out here claimin limbs left and right.
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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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My name is Willie.  Willie Beetus.  I keep the ladies Krispy Kreamus...

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4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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How big are her tits?

17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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In honor of the fourth I want to say Thank you for your sizzurp!

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Smart purchase of the water. Need to stay hydrated on these hot days.
42 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Wait, are paisley sarongs a thing?  

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That is a pretty good neighbor. Trying to help you not get caught up

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So the Bloods and Crips are teaming up?

 

Cats and Dogs...Mass hysteria!

 

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"Today we celebrate 40 years of life for one of my best friends. Words cannot begin to explain how grateful that I am able to celebrate this day with my love. Baby I pray your day is full of many blessings and God blesses you with the desires of your heart. I love u like none other and I pray I will be granted the opportunity to celebrate 50 more birthdays with you. Y’all help me wish my wonderful husband a happy 40th!! 2764.png1f60d.png😍1f451.png👑1f382.png🎂1f389.png🎉1f381.png🎁1f38a.png🎊 your wife loves you much 1f618.png😘1f618.png😘

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Yes that’s real. This idiot really has photo realism tattoo of a penis on his arm.....


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46 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Alcohol and metal for me.

I think that was the plot in an episode of Matlock one time.

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Alcohol and metal for me.

Alcohol and maybe coffee.  The rest have no relevance for me.  

3 hours ago, SDG said:

Alcohol and maybe coffee.  The rest have no relevance for me.  

Alcohol and coffee is the only acceptable answer 

58 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Alcohol and coffee is the only acceptable answer 

Team booze and coffee here as well.  None of the others would be missed at all.

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Alcohol and coffee is the only acceptable answer 
I've had less than 10 cups of coffee my entire life.
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11 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:
Alcohol and coffee is the only acceptable answer 

I've had less than 10 cups of coffee my entire life.

Your lack of mental alertness explains a lot about your choices in sexual escapades.  

Booze over caffeine makes for a robust/rotund sex life.  Not judging, mad respect...

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