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How long would it even take to fill up a whole glass with your jizz?

35 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

How long would it even take to fill up a whole glass with your jizz?

A question often asked at the A&M indoctrination camp, or so I've heard.

On 7/7/2018 at 1:21 PM, Longboard Horn said:

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Screw this ultimatum, I'm keeping everything on the list..!

9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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I'm sure we could negotiate a compromise of "halfway in"...

I chuckle at the for sale groups on FB.

Example: some random is trying to sell his 2004 (14 years old) polaris 4 wheeler. Value on nada is $1800. He wants $3000 because it was kept in a shed and "kid driven" whatever that means. If it was me at 10 years old the value would be about $200 because I would red line the hell out of it and sink it in the mud every Saturday and Sunday.

You guys know some fucked up people on FB.  Mine is nothing more than people posting pics of their dogs and trips they are on.  

Dear Neighbor- Get fucked and stop looking in my backyard.

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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911:  "911, what is your emergency?"

Idiot:  "There's a kid outside laughing and giggling while playing."

911:  "Is the child trespassing on your property?"

Idiot"  "No, he's in his own backyard."

911:  Click.

11 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

911:  "911, what is your emergency?"

Idiot:  "There's a kid outside laughing and giggling while playing."

911:  "Is the child trespassing on your property?"

Idiot"  "No, he's in his own backyard."

911:  Click.

Heaven forbid a small child should laugh and giggle while playing outside.

Heaven forbid a small child play outside.  They would be much better off inside in front of the TV.

I think that the neighbor should go ahead and move into Sun City.

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So glad Facebook is running those commercials telling us that they are going back to being good.

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Can we select "all of the above", as a response..?

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This photo looks imposed over the background, I bet she's really 17 and would wait until you get her up to the room then claim a ransom to not tell the cops... #JustSayNo

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This is truly dumb ass shit.

Not on Facebook, but dumb nonetheless. Posted in the break room by the same company that provides the styrofoam cups.

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49 minutes ago, luke duke said:

Not on Facebook, but dumb nonetheless. Posted in the break room by the same company that provides the styrofoam cups.

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"Styrofoam" cups aren't Styrofoam. Look at the bottom of a cup.

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EPS (expanded polystyrene) is a #6 recyclable.

Why is stoogey cutting the bottom out of that cup?

I thought everyone used a popcorn box.

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