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2 hours ago, woohorn said:

Why is stoogey cutting the bottom out of that cup?

I thought everyone used a popcorn box.

Keeps him from playing with it

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gross

i'm assuming most of these people do not have their parents/grandparents on fb

18 hours ago, kopp0e said:

This photo looks imposed over the background, I bet she's really 17 and would wait until you get her up to the room then claim a ransom to not tell the cops... #JustSayNo

Sixteen is legal in Nevada. 

^^^^ Whoa. C Struggs must be on Jared's Subway sandwich diet.

He was taking the wrong roids at the gym, that guy needs a bra.

7 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Yeah, but try surfing porn with it.

Do you even 'Song of Solomon' bro?

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5 hours ago, Apep said:

Sixteen is legal in Nevada. 

But... well, then...

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I second what Vic suggested..?

 

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Today I didn't even have to use my AK, today was a good day... - Ice Cube/ Today I didn't even have to eat pudding pops, today was a roofie stop... - Bill Cosby

 

On 7/9/2018 at 10:04 AM, Jerry Callo said:

Skullet

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It's just the same as a reverse fade haircut... 

 

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17 hours ago, Stoogey said:


EPS (expanded polystyrene) is a #6 recyclable.

That’s what the capitalists want you to believe. 

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Probably because if we did the country would be much more ignorant that we already are.

11 hours ago, mchookem said:

gross

i'm assuming most of these people do not have their parents/grandparents on fb

She probably is someone's grandma. 

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Lots of people go to college for 8 years. Yeah, they're called doctors.

Interesting, I see at least 5 incidents in Harris County alone, 3 dismissed, 2 completed.  Latest as of 7/23/2012:

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11/26/99 - DWI

3/24/02 - POSS CS PG 4 OVER 400 GRAMS (dismissed)

12/20/03 - POSS MARIJ 0-2 OZ (dismissed)

7/23/12 - TERRORISTIC THREAT (dismissed) and POSS MARIJ 0-2 OZ

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Interesting, I see at least 5 incidents in Harris County alone, 3 dismissed, 2 completed.  Latest as of 7/23/2012:
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11/26/99 - DWI
3/24/02 - POSS CS PG 4 OVER 400 GRAMS (dismissed)
12/20/03 - POSS MARIJ 0-2 OZ (dismissed)
7/23/12 - TERRORISTIC THREAT (dismissed) and POSS MARIJ 0-2 OZ
I would love to post this but then he'd block me. And I need his comedy.
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

I would love to post this but then he'd block me. And I need his comedy.

And I'd love to help you out but Cuththroat Chip must have deleted.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
3 hours ago, PvilleStang said:
Interesting, I see at least 5 incidents in Harris County alone, 3 dismissed, 2 completed.  Latest as of 7/23/2012:
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11/26/99 - DWI
3/24/02 - POSS CS PG 4 OVER 400 GRAMS (dismissed)
12/20/03 - POSS MARIJ 0-2 OZ (dismissed)
7/23/12 - TERRORISTIC THREAT (dismissed) and POSS MARIJ 0-2 OZ

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I would love to post this but then he'd block me. And I need his comedy.

Create a new profile and let him block that one. That post on his FB would be comedy gold if you can screenshot the responses.

 

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Create a new profile and let him block that one. That post on his FB would be comedy gold if you can screenshot the responses.
 
I've requested him with Mackolm to troll but he never accepted. He didn't decline it either so it's just sitting there
On 7/8/2018 at 5:00 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Woman crush Wednesday?
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Suicide?

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
43 minutes ago, Nole-4-Life said:
Create a new profile and let him block that one. That post on his FB would be comedy gold if you can screenshot the responses.
 

I've requested him with Mackolm to troll but he never accepted. He didn't decline it either so it's just sitting there

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4 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Interesting, I see at least 5 incidents in Harris County alone, 3 dismissed, 2 completed.  Latest as of 7/23/2012:

 

No CR bullshit please, but if you are not a US citizen (it looks like he is maybe Iranian from the sheet???) , does there come a point where you are sent back home no matter your status with multiple convictions?  Were all his incidents just bullshit overcharging because of cops sick of his shit?

3 minutes ago, Whitman said:

No CR bullshit please, but if you are not a US citizen (it looks like he is maybe Iranian from the sheet???) , does there come a point where you are sent back home no matter your status with multiple convictions?  Were all his incidents just bullshit overcharging because of cops sick of his shit? 

You can be here legally and not be a citizen.   The DWI is a bit concerning but he's not going to be deported over marijuana charges. At least he shouldn't be.

10 minutes ago, Jack said:

You can be here legally and not be a citizen.   The DWI is a bit concerning but he's not going to be deported over marijuana charges. At least he shouldn't be.

Terroristic Threat is a bit more concerning than the MJ charges.  Would be interested to see the reason behind the charges.

Old myspace photo. Looks like he's always been a dumbbadass. 
 
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fify

 

19 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Terroristic Threat is a bit more concerning than the MJ charges.  Would be interested to see the reason behind the charges.

I am not a lawyer but I think that is legal language for threatening violence against someone. 

 

37 minutes ago, Whitman said:

No CR bullshit please, but if you are not a US citizen (it looks like he is maybe Iranian from the sheet???) , does there come a point where you are sent back home no matter your status with multiple convictions?  Were all his incidents just bullshit overcharging because of cops sick of his shit?

There should be some level of Facebook dumbfuckery that should end in deportation.

2 minutes ago, Jack said:

 

I am not a lawyer but I think that is legal language for threatening violence against someone. 

 

Yes, and its usually baby momma, which he pretty much does on facebook already.

36 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Old myspace photo. Looks like he's always wanted to be a badass. 

 

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10 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 


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4 hours ago, Jack said:

 

I am not a lawyer but I think that is legal language for threatening violence against someone. 

 

Always wondered what that charge meant. So if I tell someone I am going to beat their ass, that is a terroristic threat? Seems a little much.

Old myspace photo. Looks like he's always been a badass. 
 
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Good trigger discipline....gangsters love teddy bears


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Terroristic Threat is a bit more concerning than the MJ charges.  Would be interested to see the reason behind the charges.


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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Always wondered what that charge meant. So if I tell someone I am going to beat their ass, that is a terroristic threat? Seems a little much.

I used to build big lego towers for my nephew when he was a toddler and just learning to walk.  He'd run into the room and knock them over and my sister would call him a terrorist...  Then 9-11 happened and it wasn't funny anymore.

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So he threatened to kill his girlfriend? Lulz. What a fucking clown with this image he tries to portray online. But I'm not sure which image that is. One minute he's telling everyone how squeaky clean he is and a family man and the next that he's beaten 2 murder charges and not to fuck with him.
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Albert, you fell for a phishing attempt yet again. You wanted to do some dumb ass quiz or whatever and gave up your sensitive information. Stop.
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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Albert, you fell for a phishing attempt yet again. You wanted to do some dumb ass quiz or whatever and gave up your sensitive information. Stop.
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Why would someone send another person chicken feces?

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