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40 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Or he knows he’s about to get his stool pushed in

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So cutthroat Chip-o is only 5'8, 145? Lulz.
Yeah but he's beat 2 murder charges!
21 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Old myspace photo. Looks like he's always been a badass. 

 

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The Al Capone poster really ties the room together.

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So cutthroat Chip-o is only 5'8, 145? Lulz.

Maybe he growed since then.

Interesting, I see at least 5 incidents in Harris County alone, 3 dismissed, 2 completed.  Latest as of 7/23/2012:
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11/26/99 - DWI
3/24/02 - POSS CS PG 4 OVER 400 GRAMS (dismissed)
12/20/03 - POSS MARIJ 0-2 OZ (dismissed)
7/23/12 - TERRORISTIC THREAT (dismissed) and POSS MARIJ 0-2 OZ
So no felonies, technically?
36 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Sounds like a helluva party 

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Well, that pretty much covers everyone here. See y'all in hell, I guess.

 

 

On 7/14/2018 at 10:02 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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December.   I’m good to go. 

September babies gonna die of butt rush.  

41 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

More importantly, why is it only foods of the poor we are forced to eat. Can't throw us a bone and have moderately decent food?

Also, if one were forced to eat any of that selection every day, they would die of the betus  within a year anyway, while suffering through absolute shit food. 

If forced to make that choice, I'm taking the easy way out and chewing a bullet. 

Good point!

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December.   I’m good to go. 
September babies gonna die of butt rush.  
I'm September. I guess I'll have a life long supply of a laxative. I'll never have to worry about constipation that's for sure.
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August bday my nukka
18 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Sounds like a helluva party 

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what in the hell did "sports nuts" do to offend god? where does it say "thou shall not roll thy hoop or race thy chariot?"

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Hell looks like it's going to be a hell of a party. Sign me up.

35 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

what in the hell did "sports nuts" do to offend god? where does it say "thou shall not roll thy hoop or race thy chariot?"

Well, obviously if you don't do/act exactly like the person that created that list does, then you're in for eternal damnation.

On 7/14/2018 at 9:02 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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I get Denny's. At least there's some variety.

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I think we found what would get you to bat for the other team.

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35 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Please end up dead

But he's just a family man who wants no trouble!

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Didn't chip-o claim he has an "8 year college degree" or something equally bullshit a few pages back, and yet he can't spell "definitely?"

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