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6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I'll take orange, solid investment

Blue is the way to go depending on how many teams I get to designate as "rivals". Technically we're rivals with the entire Big 12, right?

Not dumbass... just curious when we may see "Mrs. Pickle" in another thread!

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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Not dumbass... just curious when we may see "Mrs. Pickle" in another thread!

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P p  Pickle

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Not a problem. My servants will be buying alcohol and drugs for me.

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Why is the porch light down so low? 

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Is this one of those deals where they dress up a corpse and put some props around them to remember the way they lived?

41 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Is this one of those deals where they dress up a corpse and put some props around them to remember the way they lived?

He’s dead, Jim. 

36 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

I could make a lot of homebrew for $3B...

You could buy a 5% stake in Constellation Brands and they would probably ship you free beer

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

You could buy a 5% stake in Constellation Brands and they would probably ship you free beer

And weed.....

Why is the porch light down so low? 


Because, ghetto.

Real answer: It was probably added after the fact. The fixture is probably directly behind the switch. This eliminates the need to fish wire up the wall and repair any drywall. Ghetto.
47 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Any guesses on what it says under his eyelids?  Fuck everyone?  $5 hand jobs?  I love cats?

On 8/14/2018 at 10:21 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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She looks like one of those cruel tragedies of being fat but still having small tits.  The worst.

18 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Not dumbass... just curious when we may see "Mrs. Pickle" in another thread!

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I'd give Ms. Pickle my pickle.

25 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

She looks like one of those cruel tragedies of being fat but still having small tits.  The worst.

Back off, man, that's Vic's future ex wife.  

9 hours ago, Whitman said:

Why is the porch light down so low? 

She's so fat she has created a rip in space/time.

2 hours ago, luke duke said:

 


Because, ghetto.

Real answer: It was probably added after the fact. The fixture is probably directly behind the switch. This eliminates the need to fish wire up the wall and repair any drywall. Ghetto.

 

I honestly thought it was party of her HurrDid for a minute 

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