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Assuming this is real, it bottles the mind that people have enough time on their hands to push for the illustration on a box of crackers to be changed.
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8 minutes ago, Okie State said:
2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:
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Assuming this is real, it bottles the mind that people have enough time on their hands to push for the illustration on a box of crackers to be changed.

I mean, isn't it enough that the circus is dead??? 

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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It's kind of nice to live a life where it's not stressful and doesn't take dedication to make it 3 years without being arrested.  

Question for Vic and those who are big on facebook daily. Like a year or two ago, all the illiterate and poor and the worst of facebook were posting about Herbalife and other MLM's, do they not do that anymore or are yall just bored of making fun of that particular vertical of poor/stupid people humor?
If they've stopped, a funny gambit would be to post on their wall (if you can do that) and say "hey what happened to the $10k a month you were making from selling Travel or whatever, why are you still living in a studio apartment in Irving?" and seeing the responses.
They have bought into the latest MLM scheme of buying/selling "patriotic" shirts on Facebook and not delivering. The answer was the next post after yours.
1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Anything I want to, it just will not be with you.

On 8/21/2018 at 4:05 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Why is this even a question?  I’d knock her ass out for a lot less than that.

46 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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I'm going out on a limb here and saying that Auntie (or her kids) probably had some sort of diabedus from all those Happy Meals.

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it be 45;  n^2 + 4n  .


WTH? Multiply the two nos and add the first. No way that is what you wrote is it?
1 hour ago, woohorn said:


 

 


WTH? Multiply the two nos and add the first. No way that is what you wrote is it?

math talk not going away.  since the 2nd number is always the 1st number (n) plus 3, you can write it:

(n*(n+3))+n --> n^2 +4n

n^2 +4n (for n= 1,2,3...)

n=1 --> 1*1 + 4*1 = 5

n=2 --> 2*2 + 4*2 = 12

n=3 --> 3*3 + 4*3 = 21

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"Is this an acceptable date?"

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Redbox, Blue Mt Dew and Mikes Hard Lemonade and shitty chinese food? I'll pass.

"Is this an acceptable date?"
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Redbox, Blue Mt Dew and Mikes Hard Lemonade and shitty chinese food? I'll pass.

Switch out the beverages....and I’ve had worse Friday nights.
Assuming this is real, it bottles the mind that people have enough time on their hands to push for the illustration on a box of crackers to be changed.


I know this is trivial shit thread material but they’re fucking cookies not crackers.


I know this is trivial shit thread material but they’re fucking cookies not crackers.
Says crackers right on the box. I don't make the rules.
1 hour ago, You don't know me said:

These types of pictures depress me.  The poor kid has no chance.

me too. sad. 

34 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

me too. sad. 

Looks like that girl doesn't have much $, but does she have to be a complete fucking slob? That's what I don't understand. Have a little pride.

4 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Looks like that girl doesn't have much $, but does she have to be a complete fucking slob? That's what I don't understand. Have a little pride.

probably drug addled.

1 hour ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

me too. sad. 

Count me in as well.  However, at least the little one looks well-fed.  

18 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

math talk not going away.  since the 2nd number is always the 1st number (n) plus 3, you can write it:

(n*(n+3))+n --> n^2 +4n

n^2 +4n (for n= 1,2,3...)

n=1 --> 1*1 + 4*1 = 5

n=2 --> 2*2 + 4*2 = 12

n=3 --> 3*3 + 4*3 = 21

Problem is, those are not the "equations" used in the problem.

You have

1 + 4 = 5 (this one is the same as the FB problem)

4 + 8 = 12 (not the same)

9 + 12 = 21 (not the same)

 

I think you messed up by trying to apply proper math to a stupid FB meme when reality has no place in this sort of discussion.

The correct answer as originally stated is '34'.

 

Take the result of the previous line, add the two numbers on the LHS of the equation on the next line to get the answer

i.e.

5 + 2 + 5 = 12

12 + 3 + 6 = 21

21 + 5 + 8 = 34

QED

16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

"Is this an acceptable date?"

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Redbox, Blue Mt Dew and Mikes Hard Lemonade and shitty chinese food? I'll pass.

Swap out the drinks and it looks good to me.

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

"He is 65. She is 21. Your thoughts?"

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Daddy says I'm the best at it.

5 hours ago, You don't know me said:

These types of pictures depress me.  The poor kid has no chance.

That place is one (small) step above a cardboard box.

46 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

"He is 65. She is 21. Your thoughts?"

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Jerry Jones got a new wardrobe and a new girlfriend.  Good for him.

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This booty should be getting more love.


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This booty should be getting more love.


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I’m sure it gets plenty.

So I'm clear (I tend to be a little slow on these things)- is she saying she got preggo on a tinder hookup.  And then announced it to the world that she's a slut?

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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