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#21810

With all the hilarity we get from you in the "Wives" & "Doomlet" posts, this coffee experimentation one is top 3 for making me genuinely LoL.

#21812
18 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

Do you enjoy living alone?

The fuck makes you think I love alone?  Because my wife don't bitch about whiskers? 

You got to be a man,  at some point

#21816
4 hours ago, SKJ said:

The fuck makes you think I love alone?  Because my wife don't bitch about whiskers? 

You got to be a man,  at some point

I said "living alone," not "love alone." But that's cool. I don't judge.

#21818
1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

You need to get rid of Facebook to focus on being a father and your life?
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I actually know people who should do this.

#21820

Re coffee misadventures, I know this old hippie / shaman type whose done just about every drug on earth...The guy is an extreme genius and also an extreme casualty of psychedelic drugs -- he lives in a shed behind an antique store.

Anyway, here is his disastrous coffee enema story. It starts with him talking about how he fasts a day or two each week...He was at some yoga class:

One lady affirmed to her friend that the benefits of her fasting had been wonderfully enhanced by taking a ‘coffee enema’ at the conclusion of the fast....
I listened with curious interest...But, ignorantly, asked no questions and did no research ( this was before we all had computers in our pockets )...
I happened to be finishing a fast that very next day....and resolved to give coffee a try...
The punch-line here, and the startling/hilarious/pathetic denouement of my youthful ignorance lies in the fact that ALL the benefits of the coffee can be had with merely 1 or 2 TABLESPOONS of coffee mixed-in with A HALF-GALLON of water....
Not having ‘bothered’ to learn/inform myself of that simple fact.....the next morning, I ran 9 CUPS of percolated Seaport up my butt!...( I DID allow it to cool-down to body-temperature before ‘using’ it )....
Every caffeine-addict knows that Seaport is tantamount to legal-Speed...and that butt-hose was the WORST form of ‘shooting-up’....
It was easily the MOST disgusting physiological experience that I have ever had....It was full-throttle rip-shit for about 12 hours, and I could feel the effects of it for an entire week....

#21821
You need to get rid of Facebook to focus on being a father and your life?
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Lots of people should do this.
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#21823

Lots of people should do this.
I don't get how an app or website gets in the way of your life, though. And the fact you need to announce it as well. Just do it.
#21825
59 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

By “should do this” I really meant “quit being fucking stupid”.

do you feel like you’re capable of that?

#21828
6 hours ago, futureman said:

holy shit. where did that come from?

Do you see the price per pound!!

I bet he got that at Tom Thumb.

I mean, I bet that is Tom's Thumb.

#21830

Hope he’s not going highway speeds. Every vehicle on the road is gonna need a new windshield. 

#21838
20 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

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Actually a pretty good idea to foil purse snatchers. 

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