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#23402
6 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:

 


This one is actually good… and tough to choose.

My wife would pick house cleaning itself. I think I’d pick kids eating what we feed them…

 

Yep.   Every man knows that running errands gives dad a chance to drop in somewhere and grab a beer or two along the way.  Don’t take that from me.  And I don’t sleep 8 hours anyway.   

#23406
12 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


2 with a bullet.

I can easily go about my day with 6-7, kids don’t complain much and errands get me out of the house

Is #1 some Monkey's Paw thing? You get 8 hours uninterrupted, but it means that you won't wake up to catch that early flight or your house is on fire and you sleep through it?

#23407
Yep.   Every man knows that running errands gives dad a chance to drop in somewhere and grab a beer or two along the way.  Don’t take that from me.  And I don’t sleep 8 hours anyway.   


Yep,
I run errands to get some peace and quiet from the wife and kids. If my house cleaned itself, my wife would focus more on giving me shit to do and shit that needs to be replaced in the house. No thank you.

Is #1 some Monkey's Paw thing? You get 8 hours uninterrupted, but it means that you won't wake up to catch that early flight or your house is on fire and you sleep through it?


This one made me say no mainly because I just don’t get it. If I go to sleep at 2 am I can’t be waking up at 10am for work… maybe if it was “no matter how short your sleep time allows, you wake up well rested.” The id pick that but ain’t got time for 8 hours of sleep every night nor do I need it.
#23410

I thought the point of this thread was to see the dumbass shit people post on Facebook, not participate in it.

That said, crispy bacon!

#23412
4 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Vic’s asking too many questions. Not enough moderating on what the correct answer truly is

are we are really willing to trust Vic's judgement?

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I liked watching that in real time. The gloves obviously fit but OJ said they didn’t so they didn’t. And of course they don’t slide on easily when you’re wearing fucking rubber gloves.
#23416
10 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


I liked watching that in real time. The gloves obviously fit but OJ said they didn’t so they didn’t. And of course they don’t slide on easily when you’re wearing fucking rubber gloves.

If they don’t fit, you must acquit!  

#23425
51 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

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To be fair, it's a pumpkin pie.  You really can't make it taste worse.

#23439
9 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Here we go again! 

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reminds of all the fucking clowns posting the same shit on shaggy when eskimo joe took ownership from blacklab. what a bunch of stupid assholes. 

#23440
23 minutes ago, futureman said:

reminds of all the fucking clowns posting the same shit on shaggy when eskimo joe took ownership from blacklab. what a bunch of stupid assholes. 

Hey, fuck you. I fell for that one. 

#23441
reminds of all the fucking clowns posting the same shit on shaggy when eskimo joe took ownership from blacklab. what a bunch of stupid assholes. 

Sounds like something someone who purchased a used message board that suddenly was a ghost town would say
#23442
19 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Wrong, pumpkin pie is delicious

Pumpkin pie might taste like sewer rat but I’ll never know

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