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I have a 2600, with those games. If you ever end up at a fiesta at mi casa, I’ll be happy to school you.


i’ve got chunks of Atari players far better than you in my stool.
6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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First of all, if you are spending as much in gas a month as you do for rent, you are living in a shit hole.  So free gas is out.

Tacos?  Please.... I eat like $5-7 tacos per month max, sometimes none.  Next!

The ass is nice but the rent to ass ratio is 10:1.  With the money you are saving on rent you can really throw it at the ladies and get many asses at least that good for far longer than 2 years.

 

The winner is: free rent 

Plus, that ass depreciates quicker than a new car, but rent is always going up.

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Ass is probably batshit crazy, and I'm married, so a pass on that one.

I'd rather not live in an apartment complex, pass on that.

Tacos, those shits are cheap.

Now, I'll take the gas.  Need extra money, lets head up to the Exxon and sell some free gas to some other patrons.

In this made up scenario I am making up that I get free rent at a oceanfront mega mansion. Sold.

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Old article my friend shared again today

14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

He threw it back after he wiped his jizz with it.

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Goosebumps

36 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Eating it counts for sure.  If my dog would just eat his poop I'd call it even

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Had to look it up, so let me save y'all the time:

 

"dip" in this context means split or leave.

 

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Never try to one up steel shank in his own thread.
9 minutes ago, DexterMorgan said:

 


Corned beef hash for me.


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Yep and there isn't a close second.

Dated a chick from Hawaii.. Don't sleep on Spam fried rice

Yup. They serve it at McDonald’s for breakfast. Shit was legit.

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