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Never marry a stripper named white pussy.

Solid advice, bruh

Blue waffle.

 

Wait a minute!

Gray cheese stick.

16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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“...so I went full metal.”  Fuck you, weirdo.

The Metal community has voted, and determined this poseur sucks. We got enough idiots making us look bad. 

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The funny thing, he is actually respected, in the streets and music. He grew up with DJ Screw and is basically his brother from another mother. He's also almost 50 and still posting those kinds of statuses. Might be time to grow up.

jesus christ, that's as bad as putting those very low profile wide ass tires on a sports car, where the car is barely off the ground.

Lol at happiest hour being described as fancy.

On 8/31/2018 at 3:29 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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That girl fucks 

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"Ain't no guns in the jailhouse"
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^^^^^

GameStop shopper don't have girlfriends.

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First of all, if you are spending as much in gas a month as you do for rent, you are living in a shit hole.  So free gas is out.
Tacos?  Please.... I eat like $5-7 tacos per month max, sometimes none.  Next!
The ass is nice but the rent to ass ratio is 10:1.  With the money you are saving on rent you can really throw it at the ladies and get many asses at least that good for far longer than 2 years.
 
The winner is: free rent 
You actually broke down a fb post like it was a real life choice.
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Apparently, the pic is stolen from a 24 year-old pro-life teacher. The essay may or may not be real, but it has been deleted from the source website.

Who knows, the chicken might be too damn dry... Actually got me thinkin' of making a cola/ lemonade or sweet tea batter to fry the bird in next time...

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Fuckin dipshit Desmond Howard
Maybe the players were trying to hard.
Take the apartment. Sublet it. Profit.


This is correct answer and not close. Ass is fat and will have cellulite in a year. Tacos are cheap and I will probably have an electric car within five years so no to the gas.
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This is correct answer and not close. Ass is fat and will have cellulite in a year. Tacos are cheap and I will probably have an electric car within five years so no to the gas.

 

Plus trying to evict her after she gets fat will be a pain in the ass.

More stripes on the bag.  What do I win?  NSAA?

Also the guy's left foot, back of the chair, bracelet on her wrist, guy's bag.

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