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1 hour ago, Buffsoldier said:

How many times do you need to forget your ex??

It's Joe Pesci. #5, obviously 

11 hours ago, deft said:

 

 


Apple store or liquor store. What do I do with the other 28 minutes?

 

 

Regret your decisions?

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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They forgot to put this woman's fat mom in every picture. Never seen a mixed kid's mom without grandma riding shotgun.

22 hours ago, txhorns said:

I saw this too.  Was it going around or do you actually live in a small north Texas town?

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On 8/19/2018 at 2:43 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Many many years ago, I applied for a programming job at UT. To get an interview I had to take a timed, multiple choice test, and get some minimum grade. 1/3 of the test consisted of questions just like this.

Somebody said 34. Correct.

(Got the interview, but didn't get the job.)

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$22 worth of Taco Bell? So...1 of everything on the menu?
Taco Bell has gotten expensive yo. Well relative to what it used to be
10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
39 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:
$22 worth of Taco Bell? So...1 of everything on the menu?

Taco Bell has gotten expensive yo. Well relative to what it used to be

It isn't .59, .79, .99 anymore for sure. But $22 of Taco Bell is a shit(pun intended) load.

1 minute ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Sorry that was mean.

No it wasn't, he's a ratard and it was deserved.  

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I've always been tempted to post a vulgar photo on these posts. And hell in what's in my gallery on my phone, it would probably be accurate that my 18th pic is something xrated or vulgar.
16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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So many are missing. Where’s Rudy, Any Given Sunday, The North Dallas Forty and The Replacements? 

 

19 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Many many years ago, I applied for a programming job at UT. To get an interview I had to take a timed, multiple choice test, and get some minimum grade. 1/3 of the test consisted of questions just like this.

Somebody said 34. Correct.

(Got the interview, but didn't get the job.)

 

18 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Goddammit, I meant 32.

 

I am a retard. For reading and responding to this thread.

Well, I can tell why you didn't get the job

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

So many are missing. Where’s Rudy, Any Given Sunday, The North Dallas Forty and The Replacements? 

The Longest Yard, The Longshots?  Cmon, this is in fact dswsof.  Like Long said Rudy, Any Given Sunday, Invicible, Marshall all deserve some love over most of these.  Hell, where's My All American?

Maybe you’re not looking hard enough

On 8/23/2018 at 10:54 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Problem is, those are not the "equations" used in the problem.

You have

1 + 4 = 5 (this one is the same as the FB problem)

4 + 8 = 12 (not the same)

9 + 12 = 21 (not the same)

 

I think you messed up by trying to apply proper math to a stupid FB meme when reality has no place in this sort of discussion.

The correct answer as originally stated is '34'.

 

Take the result of the previous line, add the two numbers on the LHS of the equation on the next line to get the answer

i.e.

5 + 2 + 5 = 12

12 + 3 + 6 = 21

21 + 5 + 8 = 34

QED

agree it's stupid to apply proper math the fb, but hold my beer.  the equation works.  I do not have 4+8=12 or 9+12=21

line 1 from the stupid piece of paper

- 1+4=5; n=1 so plug 1 into the equation n^2+4n and you get 5

- 2+5=12; n=2 so plug 2 into equation n^2+4n and you get 12

- 3+6=21; n=3 so plug 3 into equation n^2+4n and you get 21

if you assume the answer to 5+8 is 34 by using the number from above, then yes, the equation breaks down because a number in the series was skipped.  If you assume that the question is asking to extrapolate based on the previous equations then the answer is 45 because there was not a 0+3=0 equation at the beginning.  Thus ends late night drunk belligerent maths

2 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

agree it's stupid to apply proper math the fb, but hold my beer.  the equation works.  I do not have 4+8=12 or 9+12=21

line 1 from the stupid piece of paper

- 1+4=5; n=1 so plug 1 into the equation n^2+4n and you get 5

- 2+5=12; n=2 so plug 2 into equation n^2+4n and you get 12

- 3+6=21; n=3 so plug 3 into equation n^2+4n and you get 21

if you assume the answer to 5+8 is 34 by using the number from above, then yes, the equation breaks down because a number in the series was skipped.  If you assume that the question is asking to extrapolate based on the previous equations then the answer is 45 because there was not a 0+3=0 equation at the beginning.  Thus ends late night drunk belligerent maths

Jesus you people are dense.  The answer is 111.

The first equation answer is in base 6.  1+4=5. 5 in base 6 is 5

The second equation answer is in base 5. 2+5=7. 7 in base 5 is 12

The third equation answer is in base 4. 3+6=9.  9 in base 4 is 21.

Extrapolating from the first three equations, the answer to equation 4 is in base 3.  5+8=13. 13 in base 3 is 111

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