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20 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

The Jordan logo he has is definitely shitty. Looks bootleg as hell.

his boi sleeps whur prolly en da locc win he git dat tat dun

2 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

this will send Vic into a rage

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Uhhh, NO.

I prefer tall thin women myself, but that is beyond ridiculous.  There may be some guys really get fired up over that and all I can say is more power to them....not me.

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

???

This is intended to be sarcasm right? Everyone at least knows LOL... 

It's not funny at all, but no one actually thinks this is legitimate in anyway? Right? 

That's exactly what those acronyms mean in Del Boca Vista and the yearly Shart Thread.

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

???

This is intended to be sarcasm right? Everyone at least knows LOL... 

It's not funny at all, but no one actually thinks this is legitimate in anyway? Right? 

There is nothing remotely funny about it. It's intended to be sarcasm, a failed attempt at it.

6 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I needed to help make this go viral, so I responded because this is obviously real. 

Just need Trump to have a case of Heinekens in a milk crate to make it all work.

15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Ya know ya would. Just don’t let her go out for cigs after, cuz you’ll be babysitting thoe kids all day...

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Ok I laughed , thought it was actually ice cream
Just need Trump to have a case of Heinekens in a milk crate to make it all work.


Need to summon our resident photoshop geniuses.
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I’ve never seen anyone wear their BMI on their back.
6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

My aunt shared this and believed this. Sigh.

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Lulz... my aunt shared that Trump handing out a MAGA hat to the people drowning. 

Then again, she also (as a nod to an earlier post by Longboard Horn) used to think that LOL meant "lots of love." So if someone died and a relative was posting a tribute to their now dead family member...  she'd say something like "prayers sent LOL"

6 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Just need Trump to have a case of Heinekens in a milk crate to make it all work.

Needs to be throwing paper towel rolls at them, you know, to soak up the "wet" water! (No CR)

 

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Beer for me. I can easily manage with just liquor and even wine. 

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These burgers haven’t looked this appealing in person since the mid 80s.
There is nothing remotely funny about it. It's intended to be sarcasm, a failed attempt at it.

Man, if “inhuman dookie cannon” doesn’t make you chuckle, I don’t wanna know you.
11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Beer for me. I can easily manage with just liquor and even wine. 

100% This

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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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I have an alarm clock (don't use it for alarm) next to bed. Still have my collection of cds. Have VHS tapes but don't use them. I have random take out menus in one of my kitchen drawers. Have a magnet calendar on my fridge.

I have every single thing "nobody has at home." VHS is the only way to watch Top Gun. 

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