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On 6/7/2022 at 9:36 PM, Harrison Bergeron said:

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At one of my first jobs in my early 20s my boss would check my hands for a stamp if I was particularly hung over. He didn't care. He was already married at 28 and wanted to hear my poon chasing stories.

3 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

3 pumps, congratulations to Jersey man on the baby.

that would be three separate pregnancies. 

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On 6/8/2022 at 9:58 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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The eye chart is a nice touch. As if asking the patient to read it through their tears to forget the humiliation

On 5/27/2022 at 1:51 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Fuck kindergarten graduation. I seriously hope whatever school I send my children to doesn't do that. Not wasting my time with that bullshit. 

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56 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Fuck kindergarten graduation. I seriously hope whatever school I send my children to doesn't do that. Not wasting my time with that bullshit. 

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27 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I guess mom thinks you can't open the fridge without a front handle?

21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Minutes? Just minutes? Damn y'all got it made.

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Telling my mom the vision in her left eye ain't worth $29M and cutting her a check for 15.

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Not dumbass but pretty cool

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It might be cool if it was doable, but sadly we have things like "borders" and "visas".

It might be cool if it was doable, but sadly we have things like "borders" and "visas".

Trivial. How about not getting Your arms pulled off and beaten with them by a monkey or taking a nice walk through a pride of lions or pack of hyenas. That would go well. Oh and the Sahara…good fucking luck with that.
9 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:


Trivial. How about not getting Your arms pulled off and beaten with them by a monkey or taking a nice walk through a pride of lions or pack of hyenas. That would go well. Oh and the Sahara…good fucking luck with that.

There was a big reddit thread on this thing and the consensus was that you were guaranteed to freeze to death walking through Russia/Siberia

Just now, rage-a-holic said:

There was a big reddit thread on this thing and the consensus was that you were guaranteed to freeze to death walking through Russia/Siberia

Well that too....

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