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I do like the skyline goatee

To use the calatrava bridge along with reunion tower and 901 Main…. Brilliance

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1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

He's not even Dallas. He's from Oklahoma and moved to McKinney lol. Which makes it funnier

 

Dallas is a magnet for these types.  

 

 

 

I used to use that bullshit Carmex you get for 99 cents. My gf uses the Jack Black in the blue tubes. Will never go back to Carmex. 

Carmex is for herp… I mean, cold sores.
2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

He's not even Dallas. He's from Oklahoma and moved to McKinney lol. Which makes it funnier


So the answer to someone’s earlier question about story is as simple as meth and incest. Check. 

19 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Hey Vic - whats this guy's story?

 

18 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Born in 1993 as a poor white male.  Grew up in Dallas.  A Sagittarius who isn't afraid to let you know he's a bit crazy.  He's either killed somebody or lost a close homey.   

In short, that muthafucka don't care about his life and he's got nothing to lose. 

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23 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Hey Vic - whats this guy's story?

Nothing much to him except he loves covering himself in shitty tats. And he loves drinking shitty beer and cheering on Oklahoma football and the Dallas Cowboys. He's a friend of my cousin. 

 

3 hours ago, futureman said:

sorry for partying. 

Upper management written all over him!

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Easy. Ribs

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Neg’d

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On 6/17/2022 at 7:35 PM, Speedtrucker said:

I do like the skyline goatee

To use the calatrava bridge along with reunion tower and 901 Main…. Brilliance

The Chase Tower by SOM (the building with the hole in it) would have been chef's kiss.  Maybe he can add it.

On 6/16/2022 at 10:54 PM, tbone_ said:

He must be a Van Hagar fan

No regrats

Y’all saying ribs are crazy. Get rid of the burger.

1 hour ago, Vegas64 said:

Y’all saying ribs are crazy. Get rid of the burger.

no more burgers!?? get fucked. 

41 minutes ago, Spaulding Smails said:

<CSB> Gary Plouche worked for my dad at the time this shit went down.  <CSB>

Explain for those of us who are missing this joke?

He knew the killer was going to be at the airport & shot him dead on camera. The dad's in the hat.

On 6/18/2022 at 11:57 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Nothing much to him except he loves covering himself in shitty tats. And he loves drinking shitty beer and cheering on Oklahoma football and the Dallas Cowboys. He's a friend of my cousin. 

 

What does 51 50 on his face mean

What does 51 50 on his face mean

It means he is a Van Hagar fan

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