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49 minutes ago, futureman said:

translation?

Her: I want you back

Him: I don't date women with kids

Her: They're your kids

Him: You heard me

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Basically it's a guy with baby mama drama who is also a dead beat dad and wants nothing to do with his kids. Doesn't believe in "actions have consequences" or "taking responsibility for your actions"

30 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Her: I want you back

Him: I don't date women with kids

Her: They're your kids

Him: You heard me

ok I see where I went astray. I thought he was saying “I’m on a date” not “I don’t date”

makes sense now

Especially the AppleTV remote.  That is the worst invention in the history of inventions.  I hate that damn thing.

Get a silicon case for the remote that also holds an AirTag. Ping the AirTag when it’s lost from your phone and it will start beeping.
23 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Get a silicon case for the remote that also holds an AirTag. Ping the AirTag when it’s lost from your phone and it will start beeping.

Yes, that’s one of the problems. The other is that if you breathe on it, or look at it across the room, or think about looking at it, it randomly fast forwards, or rewinds, or switches programs altogether. 

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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These are only uncomfortable during the first week of wear each year, then they're the superior choice among this broad type of footwear. 

42 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

They misspelled stupid. 

And forgot to mention the fucking socks. 

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Not that I mind at all but I always chuckle at this "hiding my stomach" pose

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5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Not that I mind at all but I always chuckle at this "hiding my stomach" pose

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She can hide whatever she wants I'm tearing that shit up. 

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6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

She can hide whatever she wants I'm tearing that shit up. 

 

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11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Bottom right is very specific. Looks like the bracket author had a bad experience. 

22 hours ago, Incredulity said:

No woman has 2, 5 or 6.  

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My wife has those covered but 3 is lacking. She grew up on a farm/ranch with a 500 head feedlot. She can back a haywagon down a feedlot alleyway. Parallel park? Child's play. Cook anything more challenging than a hamburger? Not so much. There is always a tradeoff.

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Sent to me from a bar in Toledo 

 

So someone sent this to you from a bar but it somehow got a website watermark on the way?

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13 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

So someone sent this to you from a bar but it somehow got a website watermark on the way?

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Correction: someone sent me this saying they know exactly which bar that is in Toledo. My bad. typing too fast and not paying attention. 

22 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Heck, with all the shit they like to talk they would die from "Disin' Terry" well before that!

56 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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This gentleman has a small problem with accountability. Also apparently can’t ride a bike. 

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