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There’s no way each of those is holding 100 bills.

7 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

multiple times

I was gonna say “Yep, and I’d walk back across too” 

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35 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Hell I've did it drunk for no money so sure.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Looks to be in Midwest ‘Florida’ 

Um....just not sure what to say
 
 

Why is there a Star of David in the Christian center?
16 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

Goddamn.  It's like 50 Cent and Megamind had a kid.

...and I've got half a mind to tell him that to his face.

Chad Ochocino and Megamind

8 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That's because they have essentially just given up on life.  You can't fail if you don't have any goals.

 

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That's them on the left, so yeah.

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That's them on the left, so yeah.
Not me. That's pretty much him and his boyfriend Miguel these days.
21 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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But by all means go ahead and underestimate me based on the fact I've made myself a walking, talking, smoking human tattoo in a wife beater with ironic facial hair and a cute little hat

45 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

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2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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He seems like quite a dumbass.

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3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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He's so complex.  I bet he's the guy at parties that says shit in front of girls like, "You know...why should I have to apologize to society because I feel things more deeply than other people?  Since when is that a crime?"  

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Wouldn't your step dad's wife be your mother?  I'm guessing the poster was a sooner. 

I think that's the joke, bro

You sit on men’s faces?

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