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9 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Poro

One of the funniest things my mom ever said. We were shopping for clothes somewhere and there was a rack of that knock-off "US Polo Assocation" stuff and I made a comment about it being the ghetto polo and she said "no I think in the ghetto they wear the real thing".

Touche, mom. 

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32 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

BACKUP TERRY!

ohhhh lawwwwd

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If he’s gonna start having conversations with himself like the incel that moved from atx to Colorado, I’m gonna worry a bit more…
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9 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:


If he’s gonna start having conversations with himself like the incel that moved from atx to Colorado, I’m gonna worry a bit more…

Nah he isn't lol. Facebook just shows it like this most the time. He replied to someone's comment in there mentioning abortion. 

On 6/29/2022 at 9:08 AM, Vic Mackey said:

The fuck are these?

 

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You get your grocery stores at Aldi's.  

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5 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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My wife seems to have no concept about "what can fit in a garbage can" and "what it takes to lift a garbage can."  

One of the women at work is the same way. "We need to throw out all these lead ingots.  I'll just put them in the plastic bin someone has to lift.  It will all be OK."

16 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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I have replaced five light switches at the house with motion activated dimmers.  Mrs. Bullneck hates them passionately.  I think it's because I have removed her ability to waste energy. 

#5 should have been "Cop with lights on passes you and pulls over someone else."

10. Getting no love from a dog & making it through airport security with 5 grams of coke up your ass.  

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

4 and 6 in the finals. 

what?  no way, man. 

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