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23 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Absolutely. This was 100% Tim Tebow.

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Looks like me pulling up Virginia buttonweed in my yard. 

On 7/2/2022 at 9:36 PM, Vic Mackey said:

The worst 

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Nah fam, soccer and motor sports(Formula 1, Indy car, NASCAR, etc.)

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34 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Nah fam, soccer and motor sports(Formula 1, Indy car, NASCAR, etc.)

I don't mind soccer. Not a huge fan but I watch casually. But it isn't the same since I am not entirely invested in it. I look forward to the World Cup, though. That would have definitely filled the void this summer. 

I'll assume that lion one is soccer?  If so, this is the easiest decision from all of those stupid "one gotta go" memes. 

19 minutes ago, Hate said:

I'll assume that lion one is soccer?  

Glad you asked...so I wouldn't have to

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2 hours ago, Hate said:

I'll assume that lion one is soccer?  If so, this is the easiest decision from all of those stupid "one gotta go" memes. 

Yes, Premier League

 

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A man with two buckets of fish was leaving galveston beach well known for its fishing and was stopped by a game warden. The warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to this beach and let them swim around for about a half-hour, When I whistle, they all come back, jump back into my buckets, and I take 'em home. We do this every night."

"That's a bunch of hooey," said the warden. "Fish can't do that!"

"No, really! says the man. "Here, I'll show you." And he releases the fish in the ocean.

"Well, I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied.

The man and the warden stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" the man asked.

"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden huffs.

"Call who back?" the man asked.

"The FISH."

"What fish?"

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50 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Man I love a good April fool's joke on the 5th of July.

Comedy is all about timing and expecting the unexpected David

28 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

you would think so

you better watch your mouth or I’ll have Mike B drop some knowledge on your bitch ass. 

12 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Comedy is all about timing and expecting the unexpected David

you need a comma

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