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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:


I’ve honestly never pictured myself as a naked Dave Mustain.

I sure hope I don't look like current Dave Mustaine.

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1 hour ago, Okie State said:
2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
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I don't see the problem. If you want sides...make em.

That's how it always works. Guy is grilling and the woman is making the sides inside. Works perfect. 

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14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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No, we haven't.  Nasty ass mother fuckers.

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37 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

No, we haven't.  Nasty ass mother fuckers.

Exactly.  I've gotten out of the shower and slid around on the toilet seat for a second but I've never done that.

11 hours ago, demos said:


Life vest? Seriously?

probably required where he lives

and what the fuck is going on with his leg?

9 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

I sure hope I don't look like current Dave Mustaine.

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Dave is the assistant secretary of health?

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36 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Doughboy is not amused

On 7/18/2022 at 2:32 PM, Storm the Field said:

I sure hope I don't look like current Dave Mustaine.

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Looks like the Secretary for Health. /No CR 

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Kinda like my wife when’s drafting some random AZ cardinal WR at the top of the suggestion list in round 14 and she asks if he’s going to be good. I’ll tell her I have no idea so she says he must suck then.

Ahh no he’s in the nfl, and probably doesn’t suck.
14 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Neither. The pile of non-broken-down Amazon boxes. 8490F7E9-A0D1-44B2-81DC-5578F520A935.thumb.jpeg.63a75b6407edc12621c95e83c1e01bf9.jpeg

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Kinda like my wife when’s drafting some random AZ cardinal WR at the top of the suggestion list in round 14 and she asks if he’s going to be good. I’ll tell her I have no idea so she says he must suck then.

Ahh no he’s in the nfl, and probably doesn’t suck.

You are obviously unfamiliar with my FFL teams. Any receiver I draft immediately sucks feces through a straw. It’s automatic. 

20 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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No, this one will do. 
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On 7/18/2022 at 12:39 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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More like BB with the disappearing junk. 

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Need one of these.

Maybe it would help keep solicitors, JWs and Mormons away too.
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1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

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Need this in retail stores in general. The second you step into one, some dork walks up to you and asks if they can help you.

8 hours ago, demos said:


Need one of these.

Maybe it would help keep solicitors, JWs and Mormons away too.

Thankfully, I don't get the Jesus freaks but, holy shit, door-to-door salesmen have made a huge comeback.  As someone who works from home, it's a major pain in the ass.  

8 hours ago, demos said:


Need one of these.

Maybe it would help keep solicitors, JWs and Mormons away too.

JW’s wife is pretty hot. I wouldn’t kick her off the porch. 

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