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14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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"Y'know Joe, I enjoy being gay with you but I think

think it's about time, y'know that you got in shape, tucked the shirt

in and lost the wife".

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Someone who hates his baby momma?

3 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Who puts cash in a mailbox?

Someone many many months behind on child support, but who wants a Photo OP to post on social media to fool people into thinking he's not as big of a dead beat Dad everyone already believes him to be.

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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What language is that? Maybe I need June Cleaver to translate.

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Sure. Just eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up.
Edit: and down some protein brah
15 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Surl alive and well in Indiana?

 

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Well, Gary Indiana has always been a bit freaky...

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On 7/10/2022 at 8:37 AM, Scheiss Meister said:

This is why I have three tape measures, two claw hammers, and two pipe wrenches.  I also buy two extra 1/2 inch and two extra 10 mm sockets and box wrenches when I replace my last one.  Those just disappear, even when I haven't used one in a while.

I'm convinced that the aliens who visit Earth are just coming to steal my tools.  I used to think it was my kids, but they have both been out on their own for ten years and it still happens, so it's either aliens or that damned Sasquatch.

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15 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Sweet Caroline as a play in skates to the championship

No one really sings along to the whole song, though. Mr. Brightside is appropriately seeded #1 for my generation. 

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Sweet Caroline as a play in skates to the championship

In a karaoke bar, the two finalists, no questions asked, are Sweet Caroline and Don’t Stop Believin’. You can throw some other chumps in there if you want (Sweet Home Alabama, Free Fallin’, You’ve Lost (That Lovin’ Feelin’), Gangsta’s Paradise, Baby One More Time), like the CFP, but everybody knows those two are gonna play for the trophy. 

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Switch roles and that’s my house. I really enjoy cooking for her, but goddamn, stay out of the kitchen when I am in there, please. 

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More likely: I found my 10mm socket. 

But it needs to be a 10mm deep socket.

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