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7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Follow up:  “ Mr. Pibb is for assholes”

 

”then drink up”

10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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dumbshitdumbshitdumbshit

 

54 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Please tell me that’s not your fiancé!


 

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Get a shovel, cut the snek’s head off, get my keys, and drive home. If no shovel, a nice rock will do. Many a rattlesnek has met its end at the end of a shovel in my hand. 

16 minutes ago, nnm said:

Get a shovel, cut the snek’s head off, get my keys, and drive home. If no shovel, a nice rock will do. Many a rattlesnek has met its end at the end of a shovel in my hand. 

But what if it’s 4:45 back in Houston on weekday?  You have 6 colbeers in styrofoam cooler. Do you wait for traffic to die down?

6 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

But what if it’s 4:45 back in Houston on weekday?  You have 6 colbeers in styrofoam cooler. Do you wait for traffic to die down?

Good plan. The snek will wander off pretty quickly even if he’s not ded by my hand. 

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Nasty ass dog. Why the hell is the dog shitting in their bed?

12 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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He's earned about $19M in his career of sucking ass...no fucks given.

Nasty ass dog. Why the hell is the dog shitting in their bed?

To be fair, he purposely avoided the bed with an impressive level of accuracy.
25 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Are you sure she didn’t have a hookup with Amber Heard?

 

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Pryor, Eddie, Dave

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16 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

“You can only pick 3 to hold it down all night at a comedy club”

Damn this is a tough choice

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Only 1.  Pryor. 

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Who cares?  All you need to see is right here:

 

 

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

“You can only pick 3 to hold it down all night at a comedy club”

Damn this is a tough choice

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This has come up before. The issue is that you don't want to pick the best 3 comics because they'd step on each other. Like how the fuck are you going to figure out who to send out after 2/3 of Richard Pryor, Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle? It wouldn't work. 

I would do something like Eddie Griffin, Katt Williams then Chappelle. Or throw Wanda into the mix. If you're trying to just slay the audience for 3 straight hours the choices have to play off of each other and be different enough stylistically. 

And yeah I'm a little high. 

Plus - it's way more fun if you can pick both black and white comics. Let me get Chris Rock opening, Louis in-between and a Chappelle closer. 

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

“You can only pick 3 to hold it down all night at a comedy club”

Damn this is a tough choice

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List needs Patrice O'Neal.

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