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6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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For sure. I love drinking coffee, doing blow, and smoking weed at the same time. 

Reminds me of the best bathroom graffiti I ever saw and if you are young you may not get it......
"Jesus is the answer".........
Who is Matty and Felipe's brother. 
 

Best bathroom graffiti I ever saw was on the condom machine in the bathroom at Posse East

Arrow pointing to quarter slot, “For refund, insert baby here.”
21 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:


Best bathroom graffiti I ever saw was on the condom machine in the bathroom at Posse East

Arrow pointing to quarter slot, “For refund, insert baby here.”

I alternate between writing that, and "this gum tastes funny." 

Construction site portashitter
"This portajohn is disgusting! I don't know how you guys shit in here, I can barely eat my sandwich "

14 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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This honestly makes a lot of sense.

There are no small coincidences.


Best bathroom graffiti I ever saw was on the condom machine in the bathroom at Posse East

Arrow pointing to quarter slot, “For refund, insert baby here.”
Yet again Crown and Anchor Wins.

"Don't be a dick and piss on the seat, be a hero and shit on the ceiling"

Best bathroom graffiti I ever saw was on the condom machine in the bathroom at Posse East

Arrow pointing to quarter slot, “For refund, insert baby here.”

Uncle Nasty’s:

“In the womb, we’s all blind cavefish!”

Putting anything gun-related on your vehicle is a guarantee that your vehicle is going to get broken into by someone looking for the gun. 

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Damn he goin for that three-headed. 

8 hours ago, nnm said:

Putting anything gun-related on your vehicle is a guarantee that your vehicle is going to get broken into by someone looking for the gun. 

Also guarantees a tiny peen.

On 7/26/2022 at 7:05 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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31 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 
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On 7/29/2022 at 7:14 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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On behalf of color-blind people everywhere, I’m triggered. 

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