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Pussies. I’ve had to park my own car before because of this, which usually means my Scat Pack has got to sit next to the Ferraris and Lambos at the front because “the guy who knows stick didn’t show up today”.
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34 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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I thought it was the historic capital of the Emilia-Romagna region in northern Italy. 

1 hour ago, purplepride95 said:

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Fake. Fake fake fake. Two of those sides should have crusts. 

8 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Fake. Fake fake fake. Two of those sides should have crusts. 

It's half of a sandwich cut in half. Obviously your mom didn't love you

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Honestly, that looks a lot better than what most of Taco Bell pumps out.

15 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Honestly, that looks a lot better than what most of Taco Bell pumps out.


Doesn’t need to be hot. Could be mild. Still gonna make you shit your balls out. 

15 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

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Uhm... yeahhh, I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you on that -  Bill Lumbergh - quickmeme

I'm very mechanically inclined. I also don't own the 3.6789 millimeter spanner socket hexhead torque wrench driver required to change a simple fucking light bulb because some engineer in Japan thought it would be a cool way to install it.
Had to remove the wheel and pull out the wheel liner to do it on one of my cars.
28 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Seven posts up, dude.  Your impending nuptials got ya rattled. 

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

This is a textbook example of why the Spirit terminal is the best place to spend your time during a long layover. 

On 8/10/2022 at 9:41 PM, nnm said:

Yup. We moved to the country in ETX last year. Whenever possible I’ll pee outside. Why add to the septic system?

Although we love to have our kids and others over, it cramps my style when there are others around and I can’t just whip it out and water the grass whenever I feel like it. 

Where you at in ETX?

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I wish he would have beat the shit out of that idiot in the blue at the end...then beat the shit out of her

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Where you at in ETX?

Outside of Lindale/Van. 

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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2 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

I wish he would have beat the shit out of that idiot in the blue at the end...then beat the shit out of her

Bitch obviously thought she could hit him with impunity

17 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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If you're not going to use all appropriate punctuation, why use any punctuation at all?

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8 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Mike's IQ

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he’s capable of telekinesis?  I knew he was smart but that’s otherworldly. 

5 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

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Is that even a real person at this point?

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