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7 minutes ago, futureman said:

I hope Mike B runs for office. 

Would still be an upgrade 

12 minutes ago, futureman said:

I hope Mike B runs for office. 

Lemon pepper works for grilled chicken too and it’s a lot less dramatic. 

5 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Would still be an upgrade 

No shit, I’d vote for him. Mike B would absolutely get shit done. He’s a man of action. 

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Probably also rip up the roof of your mouth just lol the original. 

Maybe it was just because it was Jester but I swear to god their version of captain crunch somehow cut worse than the original

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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H is house? 

Get yo ass in this mothafuckin house right now before I beat yo ass?

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The fucking worst. So many talk holding the phone flat and away from them. Talking on speakerphone. 

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13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I read those in Jack Handey’s voice.

35 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Is Mike a janitor?

He would prefer custodial engineer 

33 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I didn’t think cauliflower was really any healthier than rice. 

it is. 

39 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I didn’t think cauliflower was really any healthier than rice. 

White rice? Yes. Brown rice? Probably not. 

Alright it's actually better for you than both. TIL. 

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19 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Maybe it was just because it was Jester but I swear to god their version of captain crunch somehow cut worse than the original

I would go in that shit hole starved as hell in the "sandwich" time period that was after regular lunch thinking "how can you fuck up a sandwich" and halfway into the first sandwich I was always thinking "they managed to fuck this sandwich up" and I was just not hungry any more

they must put some shit in the food or paint the walls a particular color or something because even trying to get a salet from the salet bar it would be shittier than any other salet anywhere and same with the sandwiches even peanut butter

they specialized in fucking up even cheap food and making you not want to eat it

3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

No CR

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Lottery tickets 

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