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13 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

All I got from Mike's diatribe is that he's a plumber

 

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"Cumulus clouds elongating into a towering cumulonimbus in Mount Lemmon, Arizona today. The photographer Mark J. Rebilas (@rebilasphoto on Twitter) thinks the cloud looks like "a lighthouse overlooking a rocky shoreline." I agree. -Matthew"

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Every person I've ever seen with fingers like that looks like they either have too many or not enough chromosomes

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

"Cumulus clouds elongating into a towering cumulonimbus in Mount Lemmon, Arizona today. The photographer Mark J. Rebilas (@rebilasphoto on Twitter) thinks the cloud looks like "a lighthouse overlooking a rocky shoreline." I agree. -Matthew"

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That’s a penis. 

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15 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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How long do ya' think the bearings and grease in that rinky dink caster last?

On 8/20/2022 at 1:54 PM, ButtFumble said:

I would go in that shit hole starved as hell in the "sandwich" time period that was after regular lunch thinking "how can you fuck up a sandwich" and halfway into the first sandwich I was always thinking "they managed to fuck this sandwich up" and I was just not hungry any more

they must put some shit in the food or paint the walls a particular color or something because even trying to get a salet from the salet bar it would be shittier than any other salet anywhere and same with the sandwiches even peanut butter

they specialized in fucking up even cheap food and making you not want to eat it

Sea Nuggets were fuckng amazing after a night of binge drinking.

14 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I'm stumped.  

It’s on a photographer that we had some pictures done with’s Facebook page.  I’m guessing it’s a creepy tribute to grandma..

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

It’s on a photographer that we had some pictures done with’s Facebook page.  I’m guessing it’s a creepy tribute to grandma..

Kind of what I figured, except grandma was pretty young, and I couldn't account for the burning skull things.  

2 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

It’s on a photographer that we had some pictures done with’s Facebook page.  

my brain hurts. 

I think we’re learning that just because you can take a picture, doesn’t mean you can photoshop for shit. 

47 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

is she raining burnt toast down on their heads?  wtf?

I think there supposed to be luminaries or whatever you call the paper bags that are floated by candles. 

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