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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Terri Garr's annoying sister, Karen Garr in 7C, looks fucking terrified.  

I didn't realize this but something like 80% of Americans don't know that Sikhs aren't Muslim.  Then again, I grew up near a huge community of Mennonites (one of the largest in IL), and I have no idea to this day what their deal is (except they always brought apple fritters to school).    

 I’m assuming those kids were always either trading up for better food or outright selling the fritters right?

 

Also I just noticed the guy in the far back giving the thumbs up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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If you're gonna fake something a kid wrote at least disguise is better than doing a shitty ps and using a typed font for the letters. 

12 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

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Kinda like aggy. “Our conference won a bunch of MNCs. And our corch won a MNC with another skool. Sips suck. Herp derp. Whoop!”

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Well Mister Eat Clean, what exactly the fuck did you think was gonna happen?  

"I eat like super clean, not toxins.  My body is a temple.  Let's have a look at the menu here...what's to get...what's to get?  I'm like super clean, not like most people."

Sir, this is a Wendy's.  Redhead broad out front and pool of frostee juice under your feat shoulda told you.

47 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Mexican midget wrestler at his day job.  

 

6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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what the fuck is this?

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Or fire ants.

I mean seriously, Noah saw the fire ants and the roaches then looked over at the dinosaurs, and was like, "Yeah, gimme more pestulance and plague just like the Lord God smited us with earlier...just in case this flood thing doesn't work out for all involved."  When God offers you dinosaurs, you take the dinosaurs.  at lest the herbivores anyway...

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What a pansy.

I, for one, will eat at Wendy’s this week in honor of his bitchassness.

Couldn’t handle a greasy smash burger?

To be fair I was seeing a nutritionist a few years ago and eating really clean, exercising and not drinking after about 3 months I decided to have a cheat meal at Enchiladas y Mas. The Mexicana plate with an extra enchilada covered in beef fajita meat and jalapenos washed down with three margaritas was probably a bad choice. I almost shit myself in the parking lot.

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

pardon?

it was on facebook...

🙃

39 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

it was on facebook...

🙃

but what is it? 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

but what is it? 

A baby popping out of a cooch 

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1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

A baby popping out of a cooch 

that's a baby?  damn.  lots of hair on that head.

12 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Easy. Diebeetus. 

7 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Whichever one has the best toy inside. 

Kenny not picking Tony and keeping it in the Tiger family?

50 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

Kenny not picking Tony and keeping it in the Tiger family?

He’s a showboat. 

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