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25 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Damnnnnn. I might be about to buy a chair.

24 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Damnnnnn. I might be about to buy a chair.

Go vintage. 

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19 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Those are some horrible movie choices. Empire strikes back, Midway, GF II, Tron, and Ghostbusters are the only ones that are worth taping. Some absolute all time worsts on there. Hence the skinemax comments above. 

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11 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

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In 6th grade, my neighbors mom did that to their living room TV plug. They were the only house with cable and all us kids would go over there after school to watch cartoons/movies (she got home at 7-8). Some of the bitch mothers complained to her that we were probably watching porn, so she thought that would shut it down.

So we hammered off that lock, bought an identical one at Walmart, swapped the extra key on her keychain and just locked it back up every day at 7pm.

55 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

In 6th grade, my neighbors mom did that to their living room TV plug. They were the only house with cable and all us kids would go over there after school to watch cartoons/movies (she got home at 7-8). Some of the bitch mothers complained to her that we were probably watching porn, so she thought that would shut it down.

So we hammered off that lock, bought an identical one at Walmart, swapped the extra key on her keychain and just locked it back up every day at 7pm.

hahaha yea kids are like prisoners in some regards......just a lot of fucking free time to come up with ways to circumvent parents shit to stop them from doing things

1 hour ago, rage-a-holic said:

In 6th grade, my neighbors mom did that to their living room TV plug. They were the only house with cable and all us kids would go over there after school to watch cartoons/movies (she got home at 7-8). Some of the bitch mothers complained to her that we were probably watching porn, so she thought that would shut it down.

So we hammered off that lock, bought an identical one at Walmart, swapped the extra key on her keychain and just locked it back up every day at 7pm.

so were y’all watching porn?

27 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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Are this and the Mel Gibson as MLK thing above related to a news story I haven’t heard about?

29 minutes ago, futureman said:

so were y’all watching porn?

Fuck no. If they had a porn channel subscription, my friend would have been charging admission.

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1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

Are this and the Mel Gibson as MLK thing above related to a news story I haven’t heard about?

They are making Little Mermaid with Ariel being black.

22 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

During my childhood, the easiest way to identify the Skinemax tapes was to look for labels proclaiming to be documentaries about boring shit no child would ever care to watch. 

It fooled me for a little while, until I realized that my dad didn't want to watch those sorts of programs, either. 

I was the only football fan in my family and most  of my porn was labeled "Kansas vs Kansas St."

3 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I was the only football fan in my family and most  of my porn was labeled "Kansas vs Kansas St."

I know for sure one was labeled "Texas vs Miami". I couldn't wait to record over that shit.

12 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

I know for sure one was labeled "Texas vs Miami". I couldn't wait to record over that shit.

That was a snuff film

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

So that’s what Vic and his fiancé look like 

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Vic’s white, yo. 

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