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^   I gotta know the story on that fucking list.

Basics, Homegoods, normal shit.  Then porn and then the smell of low-grade fish.  

Oh wait.

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1 hour ago, Lidig8r said:

I can't but wonder though ... anything that remains submerged in the ocean as its home environment is going to have a very strong "fishy" smell and taste to it.

I was taught to stay away from that!

Thing is with fish the female spews the eggs then the male spews on the eggs, so the only option is receiving oral. So just wade out waste deep, whip it out, and hope a baby shark doesn't bite your unit off.

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he was a man ahead of his time

Lol when I worked downtown I would see them filming at night over where the 7-11 office went up. That area was always vacant and dark and they’d be filming in the open before jumping in vans.

I wanted to believe it was real until I found out a couple that were friends with my wife were on it…
21 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Didn't that dude get stabbed by a cheater he confronted on a boat?

yea out on Lake Lewisville 😂

 

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13 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:

I wanted to believe it was real until I found out a couple that were friends with my wife were on it…

yeah it was a scripted show.  disappointing. 

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the wording goes with the second pic, but it fits with the first as well..the first was just dumb ass shit on facebook

 

^^^ edited to say the above

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15 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

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Sonic?

So the 'Icy Slush Stuntaz' 

-or-

Icy Hot Sanderz

9 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

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at least 3 members of this class are on this forum

Looks like some motherfuckers are about to head to Area 51

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Mike B the trash man?

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That makes a lot of sense, actually. But Mike bragging that he was "needless to say" the only person tough enough to make it more than a few hours let alone the full day is fucking rich. I'm waiting to see him posting selfies of his bicep while throwing a dumpster. I wish I could get to him a photo of the women (I've noticed at least two) who routinely work the trucks in Cedar Park. No way his ego could handle that.

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yeah it was a scripted show.  disappointing. 
Yep. I went to college with a woman who was approached to be on the show with a script they already had set up. It was entertaining when I was younger nonetheless

They should remake Fear with a black guy. That’d go over well with everybody.

I can't but wonder though ... anything that remains submerged in the ocean as its home environment is going to have a very strong "fishy" smell and taste to it.
I was taught to stay away from that!
Sure, but during Cedar season I can't smell anything. So would try.
Mike B the trash man?
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Cool, most places now require talented drivers that can use the truck to grab and dump all the trash without exiting the air conditioned cab. Good on Mike for jumping on a manual labor job with no path forward in a dead industry. Great life planning He can keep eating clean with canned tuna and chicken and being single forever.


Unrelated, my pops and I did a project in Tanglewood back in the 90s, and the trash guys snatched your cans and rode them amazingly balanced on hand carts or dollies to the truck then skated them back up the driveway. Fast as fuck. Was amazing to watch. Never seen it anywhere else. Remiss we don't have video.

That and the old school cats that hand nailed shingle roofs. That shit was amazing.
I digress tho. Mike couldn't do any of that shit, it requires skill.

And the weirdest thing was at check-in, they were offered a room with 2 beds and pull-out soda at no extra charge, but refused the upgrade.

Yeah, I don't know that it was considered fancy.....but it was certainly a rare treat to go to Red Lobster as a kid.  Defintitely put on a collared shirt and don't eat with your hands kinda experience.  And we got order Kiddie Cocktail/Shirley Temples whatever it was called, in a proper glass.  and the guy with the fresh ground pepper shaker that could reach your plate from the lobster tank.  So we felt a little high-fallutin'. 
I think their demographic target market changed so a lot of middle America started looking down on it.  I'd still hit one up for nostalgia, but you never see them in Central Texas anymore.  I do hear people crack wise about RL, and maybe they deserve it.  But it's from people that look down on RL while eating at Chili's.  I can still smell the popcorn shrimp.

For his birthday during the pandemic, that’s what the boy wanted: we ordered like $100 of Red Lobster takeout. He ate his weight in shrimp, and crabmeat fettuccini Alfredo, and I can’t remember what else.
Of course, this is a boy who is proud to introduce foreign students to the joys of Taco Bell, so…..
53 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Cool, most places now require talented drivers that can use the truck to grab and dump all the trash without exiting the air conditioned cab. Good on Mike for jumping on a manual labor job with no path forward in a dead industry. Great life planning He can keep eating clean with canned tuna and chicken and being single forever.

you better check your tone talking shit about Mike B.  the man is a fucking badass. 

You realize how many people are gonna think that’s real and use it as socio-sociological fodder to complain how far the trans movement has gone.  
 

while I’ve had a shit about the color of the Bushman that was probably five pounds and a foot long, I think I’d be over on the colonoscopy thread if it was a foot across.  The wreck yo ass like you did your momma was a nice touch 

how does the ass take that Kalahari girth?  

23 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

A mermaid could be any color and all of us would try to fuck it.


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12 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

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12 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

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User.  Fucking.   Name.  

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

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This is tough because you have to get the chemistry right and balance the personalities. I'm thinking The Rock, Snoop and Cruise. 

17 hours ago, YGIFS said:

how does the ass take that Kalahari girth?  

 

 

How do you know this line if you've only been registered here a few weeks?

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Id watch.  Assuming Tyler Perry isn’t in it.

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Nahhh. Got married at 36 to a 33 year old.  Neither of us had kids, or are fat.   That’s failing to dig into the contact list or just an affinity for the larger kind.   We know where you stand.  

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