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6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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At 40, I was slaying them all. Old, young, large, small…lotsa fucks given. And then a 25 year old chubby girl got her hooks in me. That was 11 years ago. 
 

And I’m ok with that. 

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At 40, I was slaying them all. Old, young, large, small…lotsa fucks given. And then a 25 year old chubby girl got her hooks in me. That was 11 years ago. 
 
And I’m ok with that. 
My man!
6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I’d play with Britney, Beyoncé, and JLo’s holes. I only count 9 (unless we get weird) but I’m willing to go 2 rounds to get to 18.

13 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Id watch.  Assuming Tyler Perry isn’t in it.

Jokes on you. Tyler Perry plays every character. 

On 9/19/2022 at 9:36 AM, MissingInAction said:

A mermaid could be any color and all of us would try to fuck it.

She swims very well... for a black mermaid.  Know what I mean?

14 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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we really need a HOLY SHIT reaction.  or  WTF or ???

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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id watch, but only if they remove Will Smith.

All in the Family needs one of these

 

Ving Rhames is Archie

Vanessa Williams is Edith

Anthony Anderson is Meathead

Kerry Washington is Gloria

 

Or is this just a remake of Good Times?

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I guaran-fucking-tee you Mike has never been in a fight.  And if he did get into one, a dude half his size would whip his ass.

Dude is a total poser.

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I know kelly and topanga.  never watched the power rangers because I wasn't a nerd.  never seen #4.

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I guaran-fucking-tee you Mike has never been in a fight.  And if he did get into one, a dude half his size would whip his ass.

Dude is a total poser.

bro, mind your tongue.  mike would obliterate you. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

I know kelly and topanga.  never watched the power rangers because I wasn't a nerd.  never seen #4.

Yeah, same.  All hot.  Kelly was my crush, Topanga a little too young for me at the time but cute.  Didn’t watch power rangers but knew who she was and woulda banged behind the junior prom.  But no idea who 4 is and not trying to be too cool for school.  We didn’t have cable.  

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